Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for August 01, 2019

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    asbrownpe  over 5 years ago

    None of these really work but negotiation comes closest.

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    Algolei I  over 5 years ago

    A very sarcastic “ye-E-E-E-es” used to work.

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    Ida No  over 5 years ago

    Astrophysics: “After the heat death of the universe, you can.”

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    Melki Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I remember when my kids dropped a 2-liter bottle or a jug they would just stand there, transfixed by the volume of liquid pouring out of the container, while I would be across the room screaming, “Pick it up, pick it up!” Ah, memories . . .

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    AlekseiVashchenko  over 4 years ago

    Effective teachers use these four methods, but with less colorful language!

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    AlekseiVashchenko  over 4 years ago

    “Jesus, take the wheel!”“Why did you decide to do that?”“You’ve lost your mind.”And, “You can continue making the wrong choice or…”

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