Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 13, 2019

Pig has been getting it right all along.

Who built this box

More? More than cheese?

God wanted to take a vacation from smiting.

What a cheesy strip.

Wait a minute, that answer was meant for Pig.

I am sorry – I did not understand your question. / Please state your question. / I am sorry – I did not understand your question. / Please state your question. / I am sorry – I did not understand your question. / Some guy Pastis put you here on earth for Robo-Operators’ amusement. / Please state your question. / I am sorry – I did not understand your question. / Please state your question. / I am sorry – I did not understand your question.

I thought we were put here to be eaten.

Now if it had said MELTED cheese, . . . .

It is, after all, Rat’s Box O’ Answers.

Ergo, cows were put on Earth to help us fulfill our destiny.

Eh, I don’t care for cheese as a general rule.

expecting to find more cheese on his pizza is the real complaint here.

Reply hazy. Ask again later.

Bacon

I think the AI might be biased.

All those poor lactose intolerant people have no purpose to life?

Sounds like a good enough reason to me.

So cheese gets Goat’s goat? What about goat’s cheese?

“Is That All There Is?” -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sWTnsemkIs

I’ve been put here to eat Pig and Goat.

Must have Wine to go with the cheese ! …. Croc Power !

Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to dis a Brie? I travel the world and the seven seas. Everybody’s lookin’ for cheddar.

Ever noticed how Donald Trump responds to every question and situation like a Magic 8 Ball? No matter the topic, it’s always, “Maybe, maybe not. I don’t know. We’ll see.” The guy’s a living kid’s toy.

THE BOX kowtows to the asker!

enough for me!

Checks out.

The box o’answers is fake. The correct answer is to eat Oreos.

Well, yeah, Goat. You can’t eat the cheese without a brew to wash it down.

Damn lactose intolerance, now I’ll never fulfill my purpose.

So did I………………………………………………..

Cheese toast and Pizza.

Listen to that box: whisper words of wisdom, let it brie, let it brie.

What? No crackers?

NO. It was because nature needed plastic!

- the bible according to George Carlin

We were put on Earth to fart around, if Kurt Vonnegut is to be believed.

There is nothing so tasty as a good Cheddar.

Blue cheese.

“Moe, Larry, the cheese…. Moe, Larry, the cheese…”

To suffer the consequences

Dude, the cheese isn’t going to eat itself.

Sounds like a good enough reason to me!

I was watching an episode of the original Star Trek and an unhinged officer was in charge of the Enterprise and at one point it looked like he was eating slices of cheese.

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and ice cream

Somebody has to do it!

Works for me.

When will someone ask the box about the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?

I finished mine for today almost an hour ago. Now, to wash it down with pizza.

of course, to eat cheese you have to cut the cheese…

You mean, like, cheese and crackers? And maybe also stuffed green olives?

Shouldn’t Rat’s box say “Drink beer”?

I need to make a run to my cheese drawer!

Pig was right all along

Pig? Are you in the box?

Why’s Stephan like cheese so much?