The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 12, 2019

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “Undercover Angel” Alan O’day from 77

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    PICTO  over 5 years ago

    Smuggling halos into hell…how the mighty have fallen…

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    Gent  over 5 years ago

    Secret angel man, secret angel man

    They’ve given you a number and taken away your name.

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    osceola  over 5 years ago

    He is a narc angel.

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    NoSleepTil_BKLYN  over 5 years ago

    I bet he’s working for St.Michael!

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    Tesla Roadster 181 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    He was trying to get the bads (as opposed to the goods) on them.

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    ccomebacktour  over 5 years ago

    DIE-polar ! (Bi-polar)

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    Darryl Heine  over 5 years ago

    Narc, Narc, who’s there?

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    uniquename  over 5 years ago

    He’s about to be in the hot seat.

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    Longplay Premium Member over 5 years ago

    It’s not a wire… it’s, it’s an external pace maker.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 5 years ago

    OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know that:

    DCLXVI = Roman numeral of the Beast

    666.0000 = number of the high-precision Beast

    0.666 = number of the millibeast

    666,000,000 = number of the megabeast

    / 666 = Beast common denominator

    666i = imaginary number of the Beast

    1010011010 = binary number of the Beast

    -0.809016994 = sine of the Beast

    7.194436287 = inverse hyperbolic cosine of the Beast

    666^(Manson) = exponent of the Beast

    6, uh… what was that number again? = number of the blonde Beast

    1-666 = area code of the Beast

    00666 = zip code of the Beast

    1-900-666-0666 = Live Beasts! 1-on-1 pacts! Call now! Only $6.66/minute. Over 6+6+6 only please.

    $665.95 = retail price of the Beast

    $710.30 = price of the Beast plus 6.66% state sales tax

    $769.95 = price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul

    $656.66 = Walmart price of the Beast

    $646.66 = next week’s Walmart price of the Beast

    Phillips 666 = gasoline of the Beast

    Route 666 = way of the Beast

    666= vodka best buy of the Beast

    666i = BMW of the Beast

    666° F = oven temperature for roast Beast

    666 mg = recommended minimum daily allowance of Beast

    666 Hz = pitch of the Beast

    666 (k) = retirement plan of the Beast

    6.66% = 5-year CD interest rate at 1st Beast of Hell National Bank, $666 minimum deposit

    DSM-666 (revised) = Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast

    668 = neighbor of the Beast

    999 = girlfriend of the Beast

    555 = number of the Wanna-Beast

    (to be continued)

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Oh, Lordy, there’s more =>8O …

    6 6/6 = Lucky number of the Beast

    ∂∂∂ = Leonardo da Vinci addressing the Beast

    6 = Reader’s Digest Condensed Version of the Beast

    666,000,000,000 = Carl Sagan contemplating the Beast

    666…+ = Jesus taking the Beast out for a stroll

    ¿¿¿ = BewildeBeast

    333 = the Beast as an adolescent

    700 Club = Beastly TV program

    .666 = good Beastball batting average

    2 × 4 × 666 = lumbering Beast

    66.60.06.66 = IP address of the Beast

    666@hell.org = e-mail address of the Beast

    999 = the Beast doing a handstand

    696 = the Beast getting off on a porn flik

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    the lost wizard  over 5 years ago

    He should have no trouble finding a lawyer.

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    zeexenon  over 5 years ago

    That’s a mighty fine coat your wearing. Where’s Goldie?

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    Lightpainter  over 5 years ago

    I don’t think Hell would treat a spy very kindly.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 5 years ago

    Moloch is mostly like that only they do wear clothes sometimes. Rift activity around the world allowed humans to catch glimpses of that “hot Earth”. Some of them could even be summoned but at a terrible cost. “The Runes”. The basis for this version of Hell and its red skinned inhabitants. They are actually quite advanced.

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    danketaz Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Boy is his face red.

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 5 years ago

    If you walk with Jesus

    he’s gonna save your soul ♪ ♫

    You gotta keep the devil

    ♪ ♫ way down in the hole ♫

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