Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 27, 2019

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    Differentname  about 5 years ago

    Reality check.

    If Jenkins had dated Breezy you know that Cobra would have made a play for him too, just out of spite.

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    Gent  about 5 years ago

    It’s no use Rip. She’s got another new boyfriend now. In fact, it’s boyfriends!

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    Chithing Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Let’s face it, Jenkins. With you he doesn’t have to stoop very much.

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    destry1970  about 5 years ago

    He didn’t have to think about it!

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    WilliamVollmer  about 5 years ago

    Ka-I may not be the sharpest tool in the drawer, but, I’m not that dumb. Ka-see you later, Jenkins, enjoy the pizza.

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    Red33410  about 5 years ago

    “You just are like I am in a lot of ways.”

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    Teddy bear Premium Member about 5 years ago

    He is not as dumb as I thought he was

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    gooddavid  about 5 years ago

    As pretty as Breezy is, once she ran off with Jenkins that quick, I’m not sure I’d want her back.

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    dwkiser28603  about 5 years ago

    Hey Jerkins,WANNA BET?

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    David Rickard Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Stoop to taking advantage, no. KA-Sprint to take advantage, oh hell yes!

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    Darwinskeeper  about 5 years ago

    Okay, so Rip is making for Starlight to make up with Breezy. This means he’ll be there when the excrement hits the rotary ventilation device.

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    Dragoncat  about 5 years ago

    I’m surprised Rip didn’t make a run for it yesterday, especially after Jenkins referred to himself as a (ahem!) rebound… stud. However, I am impressed Rip kept a straight face during the conversation.

    Well, at least now he’s headed to Starlight. Despite her moment of weakness through a very difficult time, I still like Breezy. And (God forgive me!) I can’t help but wonder how Fake Rip (former sheriff Rock) is doing…

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    Dragoncat  about 5 years ago

    Can you imagine Jenkins becoming Rip’s rebound sidekick…?

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    tad1  about 5 years ago

    Onward to Starlight!

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    oakie817  about 5 years ago

    ka-stoop

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