B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 30, 2019

Reminds me of the old David Brenner skit where he believes that the bravest man who ever lived was the first man to drink milk.It’s a long comedy story where a bunch of cave men were sitting around and one says to the other.. You see that funny looking animalrunning around out there with that big bag hanging underneath it? . . . Well I’m gonna run and catch it and grab onto that bag and whatever comes out of it I’m gonna drink it…

No, No, Dummy!

If He stops BREATHING, then that’s the WRONG one!

Or you may go permanently to sleep and never wake up again, also wrong choice. Best to IDENTIFY before you CONSUME when mushrooms are the subject. The toxic poison ones are no fun.

In short, there are many ways to find the wrong one.

Also if you’re dead it’s the wrong one, and by the way, thanks for putting the rest of us wise to that

If it has red spots It will make you grow big, if has green spots you’ll get a life (1Up)!! Stay away from completely brown ones, they’ll kill you!

Cave men have kitchens?

He sounds like a fun-gi.

Get one of the dinosaurs to taste test your soup and if it lives, it is ok to cook with.

Latest statistics from 2016 show 13 people died from eating deadly mushroom, while another 102 had serious organ damage (and/or needed organ replacement/transplant). As soon as I was old enough to understand that eating mushrooms could cause my death, I never ate them … and still don’t.

Sroom sroom, WEEEEEEEEE

Since they invented fire, they should cook some meat instead of eating fungi.

Yeah, that, or if you foam at the mouth and/or die you made a boo boo too.

By looking at a shrimp who would’ve thought of eating THAT?

sounds like the right one to me

If that’s all it does, you got the right one, babe.

Never mind how he knows this information.

As for me, I’ll take the cupcake.

…or drop dead.

When the men on the chessboard get up and tell you where to go – And you’ve just had some kind of mushroom, and your mind is moving low – Go ask Alice, I think she’ll know

that depends on how you look at it