News item: Kid who ate nothing but chips, fries and white bread is now legally blind. It is thought because of his diet. Eat them veggies folks.https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2019/09/03/757051172/blind-from-a-bad-diet-teen-who-ate-mostly-potato-chips-and-fries-lost-his-sight
Last eye exam I had, my optometrist had me stick my face into one of those contraptions (anybody know what it’s called??). I told him it made me look like a Borg. Turned out, he’s a Trekkie too. We both got a good laugh out of it.
I recognize Mr. Spock and the sidekick from “Space Ghost: Coast to Coast”. Is the big one-eyed one from Futurama? I can’t remember his name – King something or other.
mddshubby2005 about 5 years ago
‘Spatial profiling’ is wrong, Dr. Mel.
kaffekup about 5 years ago
I just had an eye exam; I told the doctor, “They’ve been using this thing since I was a kid.” (Just turned 70.)
“Wouldn’t you think they’d have something better now?”
He said, “I’ve got a digital one now. This one works better.”
Gent about 5 years ago
“It’s him, doc. It’s that humanoid alien. He’s definitely guilty.”
“It wasn’t me, it was the one eyed alien!
mobeydick about 5 years ago
Second from right looks guilty – his eyes are too close together.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 5 years ago
News item: Kid who ate nothing but chips, fries and white bread is now legally blind. It is thought because of his diet. Eat them veggies folks.https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2019/09/03/757051172/blind-from-a-bad-diet-teen-who-ate-mostly-potato-chips-and-fries-lost-his-sight
gantech about 5 years ago
Last eye exam I had, my optometrist had me stick my face into one of those contraptions (anybody know what it’s called??). I told him it made me look like a Borg. Turned out, he’s a Trekkie too. We both got a good laugh out of it.
Rev Phnk Ey about 5 years ago
It’s “Q”, well known violator of interplanatory laws.
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
So…they all look so similar that he’d have a hard time identifying the exact criminal?
belgarathmth about 5 years ago
I recognize Mr. Spock and the sidekick from “Space Ghost: Coast to Coast”. Is the big one-eyed one from Futurama? I can’t remember his name – King something or other.
cuzinron47 about 5 years ago
If blurry is guilty, then yes.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 5 years ago
They all look innocent to me .
bakana about 5 years ago
That’s not Fair Lineup.
What happens when they find out that Brewster thinks the One Eyed Alien is Nick Fury?
JudyAz about 5 years ago
Is that Spock in the lineup?