Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for September 03, 2019

So Egyptians invented the Brazilian.

How many noses does the above average slug have?

Did the priests also pluck their hair… {ahem} down their? (The largest clowder I’ve had growing up was four.)

What do you call a clowder of criminal cats?

The meowfia.

Since I take care of feral cats, I always thought it was called a colony.

How do you combat the meowfia?

You inform claw enforcement.

What do you call a pile of kittens?

A meowntain!

How is it that Egyptian Priests worshiped an animal with lots of hair, but didn’t want it on themselves?

But none of them shouted “AHHHH! Kelly Clarkson!”

Too bad shaving blades weren’t invented yet for em.

I never knew we had a clowder back at home once.

egyptian priests doing a little manscaping.

The hair pluck- OUCH!

House cats. A group of house cats.

Boy, the plucking sure sounds fun eh ?!!!lol

That sounds like an incredibly long purification ritual. Welp, now I have a retort for when my kids complain about church dragging on…..

Phantastical Pharoah’s Phollicle Phollies!

(gotta love religion)

the average human body has somewhere in the neighborhood of FIVE MILLION HAIRS…….

so there must have been a whole lot of pluckin’ goin’ on

If that is and Egyptian priest it’s not an ancient one.

Dwayne Johnson and Howie Mandel are Egyptian priests?

A group of clams, potatoes, and cream is called a Chowder.

Did that Egyptian practice begin after someone said “Pluck you!”?

Thought that mummy was Mussolini for a second.

like clam clowder, but…….

No wonder Imhotep was so grouchy!

And after a few rituals the average priest could pluck a chicken in less than 15 seconds…