Kliban by B. Kliban for September 06, 2019

For a change of pace, he gets some factory second excitement.

“From the makers of Malaise….”

I want to party with this dude.

Still, it’s a lot like work, reading and thinking about all those boxes.

“Life before smart phones ….”

And he hasn’t even opened the packages. Perfect.

Who snuck the camera into my living room?!?!

Do nuthin’ dude….

I’ll have the INDIFFERENT triple decker burger…when ever….or not at all….. well maybe tomorrow…..

President of the Procrastinators Club.

Someone’s been spying on my Amazon history.

Ah, “Tepid Boredom”… Unlike “Red Hot Boredom” and “Ice Cold Boredom,” it’s just right.

I remember a quote from Monty Python’s Flying Circus: “But where is the ambiguity? It’s over there in a box.” In this household, so is everything else.

Motivational speaker on his day off.

Progress: today you can get all this stuff delivered overnight!

Brought to you by The Seven Deadlies Corporation.