I used to give the road tests in New York. (Jack of all trades. Master of None) Any whoo, If I had failed someone, they had to park their car, wait for the person who brought them to the road test and I would walk back to the road test area singing, I’m walking yes indeed. Thanks Fats Domino.
sirbadger about 5 years ago
You could use the same joke if his wife wanted to know if she passed her concealed carry permit test.
sandpiper about 5 years ago
Oh and by the way, it appears your car has better insurance than you have.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 5 years ago
“Well, let’s see. She passed a speeding police car with its lights flashing. Tell your wife that bicycles are good exercise.”
cdnalor about 5 years ago
Take a look at his chart. That should give him a clue.
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
Seriously? You’re asking ME if she passed the TEST? NURSE!
Vet Premium Member about 5 years ago
Heard that before…….fortunately I was never injured.
pcmcdonald about 5 years ago
No preexisting conditions.
rshive about 5 years ago
Good time to remember to mind your manners.
lagoulou about 5 years ago
Time to change occupations…
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 5 years ago
Yes.. if it means I won’t need to test her again.
Linguist about 5 years ago
Funny! This is a Classic Unger.
ayespin about 5 years ago
The wife’s in the recovery room next door.
Mediatech about 5 years ago
Conundrum: pass her and she’s a danger to everyone on the road, fail her and she’ll be back re-testing with you in six months.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 5 years ago
“Almost. She missed it by not missing the dump truck.”
Buckeye67 about 5 years ago
A friend of mine flunk his first driving test. When he took his retest, the state trooper giving the test said, I hear you almost killed my pardner.
gopher gofer about 5 years ago
looks like it was a crash course…
kathleenhicks62 about 5 years ago
“Uh, I think not.”
Jim Kerner about 5 years ago
I used to give the road tests in New York. (Jack of all trades. Master of None) Any whoo, If I had failed someone, they had to park their car, wait for the person who brought them to the road test and I would walk back to the road test area singing, I’m walking yes indeed. Thanks Fats Domino.