Lio by Mark Tatulli for September 21, 2019

Come and get it!

A man died recently from brain-eating bacteria.

“Jeb’s Cadavers – a wholly-owned subsidiary of Morgan’s Organs. Ofthepeople, dot com.”

Just remember not to overfeed them, Lio!

Don’t give those bacteria anything, they’re always looking for a hand-out. Give them an inch and they’ll take a foot.

Lio, chum to the water bacteria!

ugh

Please don’t feed the flesh-eating bacteria…

Braaaaaaains!

Yay! Lio’s back.

I’ll bet he paid an arm and a leg for that.

Trying to culture the bacteria, he threw some Alistair Cooke at them ….

There is a job at the UN, for Lio.. feeding the masses.

This little sicko is probably using the lake for a breeding population of the bacteria.

not amusing at all

Thankfully there are no “Jeb’s” franchises in our area.

Lio! The bacteria is only eating the flesh! Don’t litter the lake with bones.

Hey, some man named Heisenberg is driving up.

Is that why all those severed feet wash up on beaches?

Gross

Flesh-eating bacteria is too serious an issue to use as comedic fodder.

wonder if the spare parts include spare ribs…?

A new concept of “Finger Food?”

Lio is thoughtful to feed the bacteria, but is he thoughtful enough? Do we really need big, healthy, ravenous flesh-eating bacteria?

Has Lio met the flesh eating beetles of Chicago’s Field Museum?