Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 19, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  over 5 years ago

    Motivated and easily satisfied.

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    Quincy_Knows_Best  over 5 years ago

    How did pig get marks on forehead?

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    Quincy_Knows_Best  over 5 years ago

    First

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    Concretionist  over 5 years ago

    And remember: The Early Worm gets the Bird!

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    Breadboard  over 5 years ago

    Well with a low bar you don’t have to do any jumping thus avoiding injury. …. Croc Power !

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    Masterskrain  over 5 years ago

    So, why is everyone in Pearls-land left handed? Genetic conditioning… or a lousy cartoonist?

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    Troglodyte  over 5 years ago

    Then stay away from the nearest bar, Pig. It’ll only get you high!

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    Ksandler4570  over 5 years ago

    This is as high as the bar needs to be set for ourselves every day. Be the best you! #getbettereveryday

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    blunebottle  over 5 years ago

    I like your logic, Pig. I’m almost motivated now, too!

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    gnome  over 5 years ago

    almost funny…

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    Ellis97  over 5 years ago

    Where did those marks come from?

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    rickseg  over 5 years ago

    When I was a kid in 3rd grade during the early 40s we used ink pens to practice our writing skills. They had to be repeatedly dipped in ink and when we finished we used ink blotters to dry them. After we were done, most of the class looked pretty much like Pig.

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    johndifool  over 5 years ago

    All the waiters in your grand cafe

    Leave their tables when you blink

    Every dog must have his everyday

    Every drunk must have his drink

    Don’t wait for answers

    Just take your chances

    Don’t ask me why

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    jel354  over 5 years ago

    Rat would know. He is the virtuoso of non-motivational riffs.

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    walstib Premium Member over 5 years ago

    My grade school teacher: “Good, better, best – never let it rest – till your good is better – and your better, best”. I must’ve been a cynical kid, even back then, that made me want to barf.

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    JudyAz  over 5 years ago

    So Pig is a limbo coach?

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    POOR PATHETIC PIG! RAT cheering him on…..OY!

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    rick1881  over 5 years ago

    Whenever our favorite characters write, they get ink on their heads. Messy!

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    garibaldi99  over 5 years ago

    After reading this, I love pig and rat more every day. Great laugh to start my day.

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    DCBakerEsq  over 5 years ago

    Personally, I am the best me I can be.

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    zeexenon  over 5 years ago

    ’Almost 20-years retired and jobless is impossible to set the bar any lower.

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 5 years ago

    Put a unibrow on a pig and he’s still a pig.

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    Sisyphos  over 5 years ago

    I am almost amused.

    Setting the bar low on humor today….

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    tinstar  over 5 years ago

    I was going to leave a comment, but, I couldn’t get motivated.

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