The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 20, 2019

Hey Wolfman, I like your tail ;-)

A joke I’ve never seen before. I love it when that happens!

Well they both look well fed.

That’s a pretty fancy rug he’s wearing.

Guess there wasn’t enough for a comb over.

When Dr. Van Helsing notices something odd about Dracula in the mirror, there will be Hell Toupee.

ETERNAL YOUTH !

Is it true? vampires don’t reflect in mirrors? Anyone? (BLah BLah BLah )

Come to think of it, if the toupee shows in the mirror, why don’t we see his clothes, too?

Now here’s a thought: wouldn’t the clothing at least show in the mirror.

It was quite expensive. He had to work from sundown to sunup just toupee for it.

Nosferatu just didn’t bother to wear one.

Not so sure about those teeth either.

I didn’t believe this was even possible until I studied Richard P. Feynman’s facts of reflections, "Surely You’re Joking, Mr. Feynman! “Surely You’re Joking, Mr. Feynman!”

Should have gone to Hair Club for the UnDead.

Does a faucet count as running water? Aren’t vampires allergic to running water?

That certainly pulled the rug out from over him.