Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 07, 2019

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    Randy B Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I’m quite sure it would have something to do with my pleats.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  over 5 years ago

    He pants like my dog!

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    Radish...   over 5 years ago

    “What are you doing under my skirt!”

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    The Old Wolf  over 5 years ago

    Your corset is scandalously tight!

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  over 5 years ago

    His underwear is damn the torn pedos.

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    3hourtour Premium Member over 5 years ago

    … this must be a Vera-Ellen dress…

    …waist not want not…

    …the society gala considered me a Klinger-on…

    …Damn Barbie and her impossible standards…

    …and every Wednesday is a must Beetle Bailey read…

    … from the gift shop on Lois Lane…

    …Superman quit raping me with your eyes…

    …cuz if you don’t feel bullets hitting you…

    … how can you feel Lois’s hand when she puts it on you ‘S’ ?….

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  over 5 years ago

    Did not Max Klinger go by Stella when in drag?

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago
    Ummm where’s the POODLE?
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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I’m sure it would be scandalous!

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 5 years ago

    Well, not sure. I’ll head down to Petticoat Junction and find out.

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    coltish1  over 5 years ago

    “He’s quiet. Spends too much time reading. And never makes sense when he opens his mouth to speak.”

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “Okay to date but DO NOT marry.”

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    David OBrien  over 5 years ago

    We’ll skirt the issue, as we don’t dress for success.

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    Gerard:D  over 5 years ago

    Shade our lamps.

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    willie_mctell  over 5 years ago

    My mom said, “I’m not a club woman.”

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 5 years ago

    But isn’t it really more important what the Monkey Spice Club has to say?

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 5 years ago

    “Big and dumb is one thing, big and Aspie is quite another.”

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 5 years ago

    Depends …?

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    Radish...   over 5 years ago

    What I dream I had

    Pressed in organdy

    Clothed in crinoline of smoky Burgundy

    Softer than the rain

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    For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her -Simon & Garfunkel

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    INGSOC   over 5 years ago

    that he figures that the ladies like to go bowling since bowling seems to be left/right up their alley

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    Sisyphos  over 5 years ago

    What would they say? I dunno. Your ‘50s-style poodle skirt, with petticoats of course, and improbably tiny waist, seem properly fashionable (if we indeed talking about the ’50s). So maybe it’s your hygiene that the Clubbers find questionable. Did you shower this morning? Clean underwear?

    Or is the problem that you drink cheap gin instead of the top-of-the-line brand that they favor?

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I don’t care.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  over 5 years ago

    If it’s at a tea, then, well, a no lump sugar man. I will pass on the cream too man. Bonners To Him…

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    Radish...   over 5 years ago

    I couldn’t join a club that wouldn’t have me as a member.

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    3hourtour Premium Member over 5 years ago

    … who breaded my photogenic fish?…

    …poodle skirts and saddle shoes…

    …Chubby Checker is not Fats Domino…

    … but deserves to be in the R&R hall of fame…

    … number one single(charted to number one twice- once in two different years) of all time according to Billboard…

    …do the limbo…

    …but limbo is only the way you wished your life would have been…

    …shout out Dog…

    … life’s been good to me so far…

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    Sisyphos  over 5 years ago

    But we’ve already skirted around this issue!

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