Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for June 28, 2023

He was warned not to use almond oil based skin cream.

Yes, for some unknown reason squirrels keep confusing David for a nut.

David’s been a little squirrely himself for quite a while

Again?

Sigh, you’re all wrong. The last shipment of socks that Dennis ordered were knit from a new revolutionary yarn made from….acorns! Yeah.

All the local squirrels know about David. No sidewalk in a 2 block radius is safe for him.

Brunswick will get stewed later.

Could have been worse. It’s a 4 legged one.

It has something to do with those stick like ankles.

Poor thing will likely get rabies – from David…

Could be a sign of rabies.

I just saw a momma and baby bunny on my patio and a squirrel chased them away, but he didn’t bother the chipmunk ….☹️

Hungry, hungry squirrels.

Good morning Balladeers and Tigressy!

The men on Ballard Street for the last few days have all been to the local hair salon. SUSAN, are you using a new pair of scissors?

David walks funny…

Is it a coincidence that David recently installed one of those Bird Feeders that slings squirrels into the stratosphere?

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Sometimes, you feel like a nut…

Squirrels have always been David’s Achilles’ heel.

Serves him right for sneaking away without Scooter.

David remains puzzled why Armor All® has yet to make chain-mail knee-high socks.

The squirrels won’t dare mess with Scooter, but they have to have somebody to play with.

Poor Dave gets more rabies shots than Scooter.

Since when did squirrels shave? I noticed shave cream around the mouth of those biting squirrels…

Looks more like a loco squirrel to me.

Doesn’t surprise me. Squirrels are just rats with bushy tails and good PR.

There are countless ways you can meet your demise on Ballard St

David will be bringing Scooter with him from now on.

News of David’s unwillingness to share his peanuts with the local squirrels has gotten around.

Is this business with squirrels just a cartoon thing?