Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for February 26, 2024

and from his stance, he seems to be an advocate of Uranus.

Marg doesn’t know what Martin sees, but what she is seeing is beyond just big.

And the big picture just scoffs at Martin.

Enid and Edna are stuck with the large, uh, rearview mirror.

All I see …a big…uh… .and by the way, rolling your pant legs up like that will just RUIN your cardboard inserts

If you got it, flaunt it!

Yet Martin misses the little things – like what’s in his own back pocket.

Martin doesn’t see squat because he’s trying to remember where he left his glasses.

Good morning Balladeers!

Substitute dialog:

“Even before noon, Martin makes a mean Tom Collins.”

…Which is always behind him…

(BTW, Martin, “The Big Picture” is one of my favorites, too ☺)

And they see Martin’s big picture……..

So do we, sometimes.

While blocking any part of it for his lady friends. Mind they could squat down and get a glimpse between his legs, but they are true ladies and don’t ever go down.

While Martin sees the big picture, the ladies see his big rear end.

He always gets pensive after a few Martinis.

So you don’t have to.

They could show the big picture on his back.

He watches movies in IMAX?

Good gracious! How can those tiny legs hold up such a huge body?!?

Martin is a big picture.