Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for June 30, 2024

dunno what he’s doing…. but surely he’s missing the straight jacket.

‘Wrong Way’ Habner is going to have plenty of time to re-design his wings and re-figure his trim setting while he’s in traction at the hospital.

Or a good laugh.

Habner wanted to be “The Rocketeer”. Instead, he’s grounded.

Roger and Pinky are waiting for him to run out of fuel. Then it’s BITE TIME! That pillow is just asking for it!

At least Mr Habner was smart enough to bring a pillow for crash landings.

Abner Habner says that it’s not rocket science. Roger and Pinky agree. It is NOT rocket science. It’s science fiction.

Sheesh, even Roger & Pinky can see that the flaps need to be up for takeoff!

Never a dull moment on Ballard Street. I think I’d enjoy living on Ballard street.

Mr. Habner gets a lot of his inspirations from those Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner cartoons made by Looney Tunes.

Welll, technically he hasn’t crashed yet. Maybe it’ll be OK… … … Nope.

Good morning Balladeers!

“I think it’s gonna be a long, long time” ‘til Mr.Habner gets this right.

I think he’s in for what they call in the aviation industry a “hard landing”!

♫ And the rockets’ red glare, Mr. Habner bursting in air…

At least he has a pillow to help break his fall…hahaha!

Roger and Pinky couldn’t be happier……

And to think Boeing fired him. :)

They have to keep and eye on him to make sure “adventure” does not land on them.

Roger and Pinky especially enjoy watching Mr. Habner crash and burn once or twice a week.

the folks in the ’hood see habner as a burnout…

The doggies have 911 on speed dial, and the operator knows what their “woof woof” means…

Mr. Habner appears to be experiencing the phenomenon that NASA calls “rapid unscheduled disassembly.”