Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for August 22, 2024

just go under the bed, Shawn.

Shawn would have better luck if he were using a shovel.

Douglas Adams answered it years ago, Shawn. The number 42.

He’ll need to turn the globe up-side down.

By the time he gets there, he will have forgotten what he was looking for.

He needs to go to Antarctica.

That’s where I failed. I didn’t know you need a protractor and spinning top to get to the bottom of things.

There’s no bottom, it’s turtles all the way down.

He seems to have started at the top.

Good morning Balladeers!

Is there a light at the end of his tunnel?

“THE BOTTOM OF THINGS”:

See “THE TOP OF THINGS”, and subtract 42…

Shawn’s search for Waldo and Carmen Sandiego continues.

Shawn thinks he’s top banana, but he is scraping bottom in his research.

he’s just scratching the surface.

Why Shawn, why? There is no bottom. Stay on top and be happy.

Looks like he has the tools to get it done!

Start nearer the South Pole.

The Illuminati, Rosicrucians, and RAND Corporation do not approve.

Labeling the poles as up or down is totally capricious. There is no correct up or down, as it is always relative by our language Could it be that this manner of thinking is the reason that we have yet to be able to contact Aliens?

Voyage to the Bottom of Shawn’s Mind.

So that’s what became of Shawn the proctologist after he retired…

Sit on a mirror.

shawn’s bottomless curiosity will bottom out once he hits bottom…

Aren’t we all?