Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 05, 2019

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    pschearer Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I feel younger already!

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    mddshubby2005  about 5 years ago

    “Good – I bought the extended warranty. It covers everything so long as we don’t break it ourselves.”

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    Algolei I  about 5 years ago

    I need to have my eyes checked again. I’d swear he says “2 billon years” instead of “2 billion years”.

    Billion is a big number. Billon is a metal alloy out of which they used to make coins.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 5 years ago

    It just feels older.

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    Masterskrain  about 5 years ago

    “There is a theory that states that if anyone ever discovers what the universe is for, it will immediately vanish and be replaced by something even more bizarrely inexplicable. There is ANOTHER theory that states that this has ALREADY happened…”

    Douglas Adams.
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    Radish the wordsmith  about 5 years ago

    A billion here, a billion there, after awhile you’re talking about real money.

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    Andrew Sleeth  about 5 years ago

    Not only that, but it now makes stargazing a statutory sex crime.

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    ChessPirate  about 5 years ago

    Ah, so 11.4 is the new 13.7, got it…

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    Packratjohn Premium Member about 5 years ago

    It’s all due to a little sign on the door, “You must be at least 13 billion years old to buy alcohol”

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    cuzinron47  about 5 years ago

    Well, it’s been lying about it’s age for eons.

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    Indycar  about 5 years ago

    I don’t know. Most universal warranties expire at 10 billion years.

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    Bilan  about 5 years ago

    But it’s all useless since we don’t have the receipt.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Check with the manufacturer: God. (Hooo-boy – here come the comments now!)

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    gopher gofer  about 5 years ago

    better read the fine print carefully…

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    winston5610  about 5 years ago

    How many volumes on theology (the study and science of God) did Saint Thomas Aquinas write, and how does that number compare with the number of books in The Bible?

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    Snoots  about 5 years ago

    I do not get it. I keep hearing this 11 billion to 13 billion year statement… when one can read from reliable sources all over the net that we are seeing stars from 45 billion light years away… and the visible universe is estimated at 90 billion light years across.

    So what’s with the measly 11 / 13 billion year thing? Did I miss somethings?

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