Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for June 04, 2022
Transcript:
Jenn Erica: I've always wondered - why aren't you "Dr." Negato? Mr. Negato: Because the doctoral thesis board denied me a PhD. Jenn Erica; Why? You're a great scientist! Mr. Negato: But they didn't like my thesis. Jenn Erica: Which was? Mr. Negato: The effects of hostage taking on PhD thesis boards.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 2 years ago
Nothing like a captive audience for your thesis defense!
Bill The Nuke over 2 years ago
BS = Bullstuff, MS = More stuff, PhD=Piled Higher and Deeper. (cleaned up for a family audience).
Darsan54 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Ooooh, I know where that comes from. And Negato’s not wrong..
Wichita1.0 over 2 years ago
KNOW your audience!!!
ChessPirate over 2 years ago
Well, you dum-dum, if you’d concluded that they wouldn’t give you the PhD, they’d have given you the PhD!
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knight1192a over 2 years ago
Ah, see that’s the problem. You presented your thesis to the wrong PhD board.