Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 13, 2024
December 12, 2024
December 14, 2024
Transcript:
tyr: Hey, wanna go grab some gravlax: jenn erica: Forget it, tyr. tyr: I don't get it. why won't you go out with me? Jenn erica: aside from being married, you're rude, disgusting, pushy, loud, violent and disgusting. tyr: you said "disgusting" twice. jenn erica: Really? I meant to say it three times....
LawrenceS 1 day ago
Pretty sure it’s that cleaning your toenails with the fork that earns the third mention.
fuzzbucket Premium Member 1 day ago
All those adjectives were required to marry the woman he did.
Vegetable Patch 62/-46 1 day ago
I’d tell him to go to ‘Bargain Block’, not heaven or hell.
PoodleGroomer 1 day ago
Twice through the full service brush car wash is a start, but only skin deep.
AndrewSihler about 22 hours ago
He’s married, true, but it wasn’t his idea.
alanoodle about 20 hours ago
We’ve seen his wife. Jenn Erica is thinking self-preservation.