Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 13, 2019

That’s not the probulator, that’s the salad fork.

Based on my experience with YouTube videos, someone here is doomed. And not necessarily Brewster. Even the probulator isn’t safe.

Ask Brewster, he’s had experience.

“Here it is! A ‘Dr. Mel’ gave it five stars, and two severed thumbs up!”

“I’ve been abducted by amateurs!”

I recommend NOT doing a google search for “probulator”.

Isn’t that Opus’ Turnip Twaddler?

First check the batteries.

Don’t both with the owner’s manual either. Haven’t seen one yet that was written worth crap. One of my duties in a former job was to rewrite the users manuals we received with the equipment we purchased so they actually made sense.

“Not instilling me with confidence here, guys…”

Yeah, we better check. You don’t want to use that thing wrong.

Futurama probulator or South Park butters probulator? I have YouTube videos for both? which model do we have?

And then, to quote the movie Paul, “It’s PROBIN’ TIME!”

Unfortunately for Brewster, they thought they found a good video, but it was really a clip from an old Jackass show.

It’s right there with the YouTube video of the Gonculator. (Kudos to anyone who gets the reference!)

Nothing worse than being probed by an Alien Intern!

The probulator only came with a quick-start guide, not the instruction manual.

Shouldn’t they have Brewster turned over?

Brewster will give this abduction such a bad review on Yelp…

“I thought your probation prohibited you from using a probulator.”

Here it is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhC_KHkihKY