Close to Home by John McPherson for October 18, 2019

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Or maybe they should be following the kids who live in those houses.

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    Stevefk  about 5 years ago

    When a lot of us were kids trick or treating they passed out real regular size candy bars and treats for the most part, many of which upon consuming a few would definitely increase your odds of getting a cavity, not to mention a pretty good stomach ache after eating too much candy the next day. Nowadays these little micro-candies they pass out are a sad excuse, it would 20 of them to make up a real candy bar let alone produce a cavity.

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    Less Monday... More Friday  about 5 years ago

    The biggest cavity is between their ears…

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    flemmingo  about 5 years ago

    Dummies! That just tells you who ate the most candy and had bad oral hygiene.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member about 5 years ago

    the fact that they HAVE cavities and candy doesn’t necessarily mean they will share their candy on Halloween night….

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    Nighthawks Premium Member about 5 years ago

    sorry….I know that’s overthinking it and it’s just a cartoon, but I feel mouthy this morning

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    DaveQuinn  about 5 years ago

    Actually that data says who GOT the most candy, not who gave it.

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    DonaldH1  about 5 years ago

    a cavity search?

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    the lost wizard  about 5 years ago

    Bleeb is just taking this all in.

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    streetbeater  about 5 years ago

    Correlation ≠ causation

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    WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Brilliant!

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    cuzinron47  about 5 years ago

    You don’t want to go to Elm St., it’ll give you nightmares.

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    geese28  about 5 years ago

    Not a bad algorithm though….

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    tabby  about 5 years ago

    Nope. Those of us who give out a lot of candy don’t necessarily eat it ourselves. We give it away to keep us from eating it.

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    jbduncan  about 5 years ago

    Ain’t modern technology great? 4th grade and already hacking!

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    tinstar  about 5 years ago

    What’s that, you say? You have several cavities? Well, you know the drill.

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    The Tooninator creator about 5 years ago

    When I was a kid, MANY kids (but not me!) would do what was called “sticking horns”. This was in the 60s and 70s, and they would go out at night (starting around October first) and look for a car sitting innocently in a driveway. Then they would use a stick to wedge it in the steering wheel so the horn would stay on, blaring loudly. Often you could hear four of five car horns going off around town. Locking the door to the car was an extra special “Take that!” from the horn-stickers. At the bus stop the next morning, the pranksters would boast about how many horns they had “stuck”. Ah, that fond memory of childhood!

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