Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for November 01, 2019

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    willispate  about 5 years ago

    I think you got some wires crossed Biz.

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    Dean  about 5 years ago

    A friend said his was once set off by his lawn mower.

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    wiatr  about 5 years ago

    You mean it doesn’t change channels on your TV?

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    Differentname  about 5 years ago

    With my pacemaker, artificial knee and hearing aids I’m becoming the geriatric Bionic Woman.

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Maybe you could work it over in Los Vegas. Try and see if walking by all those one-arm- bandits you could get them to cash out?

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    Little Caesar  about 5 years ago

    “Every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I’d piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so.”

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member about 5 years ago

    My friend with a pacemaker has to not just avoid the body scanner at airports, but endure every invasive manual check the TSA has in their books. Heart patients are very dangerous.

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    jbrobo Premium Member about 5 years ago

    The ceiling fan keeps starting and stopping.

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    1953Baby  about 5 years ago

    Just so long as it doesn’t interfere with the Internet. . .

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    prrdh  about 5 years ago

    This is the sort of thing we have to look forward to as our houses get ‘smarter’.

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    joefearsnothing  about 5 years ago

    Bwahahahaha!:o}

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    Triker2011  about 5 years ago

    I have cochlears I feel his/her pain. I only fly as a last resort

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    zeexenon  about 5 years ago

    I need one that works like Viagra.

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