Pickles by Brian Crane for November 08, 2019

now Opal will have to drive Earl to his errand until his eyes stop stinging

Opal’s purse is a real booby trap !

How can anyone wearing glasses get hit with pepper spray?

Earl beware of the female duffle bag ! Opps I mean Purse ;-)

It’s not just eyes, it’s nose too.

oh sure….NOW you warn him!

It gets your nose as much as your eyes! We used to carry it for dogs when I was letter carrier in D. C.

Why would Opal carry that? LOL!

Why pepper spray?

Take out the bowling ball!

I notice Opal waited until after Earl got stung to give him a warning.

I suppose Earl can’t find his own car keys.

This is why I never go into my wife’s purse. If she asks me to get something in it, I bring the entire bag to her and let her root around in it.

and all the stuff that Earl’s asked her to put in there for him when they go out. . .

My ex told me to find something in her purse once, and after a couple of minutes searching, I dumped the whole thing on the table; she did the retrieving from the bowels of the purse after that…

timing is everything

Like looking in black hole.

At least we did not hear a “bang”… yet

only one set of keys??

More likely, he cut himself on her condom packing opening blade.

If it is a relatively new car with the new push button start buttons, just carry the entire purse out and set it next to you (but don’t forget and lock it in the car when you shop!)

(as if she didn’t know he’d do it…)