Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for November 06, 2019

Aww, I love the way Goldie is sheltering Bea from the rain.

And Goldie’s eyes are green again!?! Are they like a mood ring?

Elvis, really! There are People-kittens present! You just be glad they can’t hear you, mister!

Burt, you naughty cat, unplugging Elvis!

Burt is being a bad boy, but haven’t we all had the impulse when Mr Fussypants is ranting?

“Helpful” suggestions always make the fix twice as long.

Burt and Goldie in close-up look too much alike, especially in B+W. They need nametags!

No Audio? Everyone is doomed!

I have worked sound at a few events, Finagle’s Demon works in strange ways.

Aww don’t be so quick to blame the audio/visual technician! I used to have that job and trust me, nothing is done on purpose. They’re just technical difficulties. However, I do wish I could read lips to find out what Mr. Angry Fussy Paws is saying! Maybe Lupin can help? :D

(as the audio producers reading this all simultanously fall over laughing)

Alice close up is adorable! I’m loving her ears.

Burt, you sneaky devil!

That’s not nice, Burt.

Oh, poor, miserable, wet kitties out in the rain. Come here, I have a warm towels to dry you off and then I’ll cuddle you.

Elvis, it’s never a good idea to tell at your tech guy, LOL!

Can’t say I blame him, Elvis.

Do NOT mess with the tech guy!

Elvis needs to take a chill pill (or better yet a bottleful).

I’ve only been with this strip for about a year and found it to be addictive! Almost as entertaining as the strip are the comments. I love the involvement and observations from those who have been with this family for much longer. I enjoy the love shown for the cast of characters.

I think it’s a good thing we can’t hear Elvis right now.

So the Halloween night rain of terror continues. Brave heroes traveling boldly with Goldie.

But it’s poor Elvis who’s: ♪ “All Shook Up”! ♫

Meanwhile, Pucky is prolly perched on the windowsill awaiting delivery of his fuzzy Buzzy bed. It’ll be a crime if he doesn’t have Prime.

And Lupin’s still droopin’? Awaiting restitution.

Welcome to another episode of: What’s Elvis Saying!!

The game show where you the contestant get to write the dialog for our lead character Elvis Cat.

And what do our contestants win today? Tell them Johnny:

“We have some great prizes today. Our winners can walk away with a complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, a year’s supply of Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco treat and a case of Turtle Wax.”

Those are great prizes Johnny! Our first contestant up is from Australia. He is very well educated, articulate, retired college Professor, and he has never been optimistic in his entire life! Lets give a warm What’s Elvis Saying welcome to Robin Harwood!!!!!

Applause…Applause…Applause…

Elvis, I’m just happening to start to lose your audio…

Just imagine the expletives being muted in Elvis’ chat bubbles.

Elvis! Really! Such language! If you aren’t careful, your mouth will be washed out with soap!

I love Burt’s sarcastic “Oooh nooo Elvis, I’m starting to lose your audio too now.” as he’s pulling the plug on Elvis’s audio.

The Siamese doth protest too much, me thinks. ;)

Elvis is special; it takes a lot to get on Burt’s nerves!

When the “Bleep Button” isn’t enough…good quick thinking, Burt!

You ALL look good from where I am sitting!!!

And the world hears Elvis like Lupin does…

Missing sounds from Elvis. Top balloon-BURT?! DON’T YOU DARE!! OMC!! TURN MY MIKE BACK ON!! Bottom balloon-BURT!! BURT?!! HSSSSSSSSST@#*!!!!

“This broadcast has been modified (by Burt) from its original version. It has been formatted to fit this screen and ‘edited’ for content (Again, by Burt).”

“Viewer discretion is advised. … (Not that any Orbsters out there will stop watching!!)…”

“What we have heah is…a…failure to…communicate.”

Elvis sounds good with no audio.

Let’s be understanding of Elvis. After all, Beatrix is in trouble! Of course he’s anxious!

Big Burt is watching.

Hey Burt, look, it’s your long lost twin sister. Say hi!

Only Elvis could be loud in silence. Bravo!

Methinks panel 2 may be based on The Man’s experiences…

Elvis is so mad!!!!

Burt: “Ohhhhh noooo …!!”

That’s a Mr. Bill statement, as I remember!! :)

Never mess with the tech guy.

I was looking forward to the introduction of Goldie. (I’m a relatively new reader). This story line is so cool!

Just so everyone knows… dmah sent me enough money through PayPal.me that I should be able to cover the remaining cost of this chair:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07KG5D9TX/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

So I went ahead and ordered it. It is due to arrive sometime between November 15 – November 22.

I’m hoping that my hip continues to feel better and I can hold out until then. Tika has been curling up directly on my bad hip and purring while I’m lying in bed, which I’m sure helps.

Elvis, I’m sorry – but you deserved that.

considering the look on Elvis’s face when Burt “loses” his audio, it’s probably just as well we can’t hear what he’s saying!