Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 09, 2019

Yes, it is true, after a few drinks one loses inhibitions.

If you can’t dance with the one you want, dance with the one you’re with?

Or, “Put it on my tab.”

https://youtu.be/JGHKzWEH8no

Protocol 56 as opposed to Order 66?

Cuz he’s such a prize himself.

“Don’t the Girls All Look Prettier at Closing Time”

I don’t know, he might have beer goggles on. He blew twice the legal limit. He’s pretty buzzed.

Beer goggles!

He’s liable to get a DUI (Dancing Under the Influence) ! ;o}

Like HE should be that picky!

.17? It must be pretty early in the evening. Possibly cocktail hour?

Again: Herman always has the very best aliens.

Now Now! Writers, that is not politically correct! You must apologize to all the “Fat Broads” of the world. Shame on you!!

The more you drink the better she looks. But then maybe she has already drank too much and YOU look better to her as well.

0.17? With his chronic alcohol abuse, he will probably go into alcohol withdrawal if it gets any lower.

I never went to bed with an ugly woman but woke up with a few.

What still gets me is that, as I remember from the 1970’s (at least in California), 0.15 was the legal limit, before it was lowered to 0.10 (I don’t know what it is now… 0.08 or 0.05?). There is no way I could have walked straight at 0.15, let alone driven! I am amazed when I see how much (how many drinks per hour, etc.) I can supposedly drink, for my size. I can’t comfortably function at what is still a “legal” BAC. I know, the rule is generalized and I’m a lightweight, but still!