Scary Gary by Mark Buford for November 04, 2019

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    Gent  about 5 years ago

    A beautiful night, with howling creatures of the night!

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    pcolli  about 5 years ago

    The night is long / The night is cold. / I’m sitting here / Until I’m old.

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    cdward  about 5 years ago

    The night has come/ so filled with dread / and Leopold’s scowl / says I’ll soon be dead.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member about 5 years ago

    and when you’re done ole Snoop could use a hand.

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    Leopold doesn’t have a civil bone in his little green monsterous body….. continue GARY….ignore him….

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    garcoa  about 5 years ago

    Uhh, write it Gary, as you said you would, don’t vocalize it.

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    T_Lexi  about 5 years ago

    A haiku for Leopold:

    Suburban nighttime.

    Footsteps, a scream, loud crunching.

    One more neighbor – gone.

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    jvn  about 5 years ago

    Don’t start off a poem with “oh”, unless you are writing a national anthem.

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    SylviSterling  about 5 years ago

    Oh, the night is dark, and soft and calm / And love will spark, with healing balm. / Let vampires walk amid the gloom / As lovers talk in low lit room. / We revenants move amid the mist. / Our carnal appetites we can’t resist. / There conspire voices so gently warm / As vampires display nocturnal charms. / Our undead glee turns soon away, / She’s blood type B?! I wanted A!”

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    hoagieman12  about 5 years ago

    He’s a poet and can’t show it.

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    Andrew Sleeth  about 5 years ago

    Hey, it can’t be any worse than most of the crap that’s passed off as poetry nowadays.

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    Sisyphos  about 5 years ago

    Gary, the Vampire Bard of Suburbia! It kinda grabs your heart, don’tcha think?

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