Cleats by Bill Hinds for April 01, 2020
March 31, 2020
April 02, 2020
Transcript:
Dad: Coach, I am not going to sit by and watch my daughter being shortchanged for playing time. Abby: Poor Dawn. She must be so embarassed. Dawn: Daddy, please... Dad: Don't worry, Twinkle. Daddy will take care of this. Abby: Twinkle...? Edith: According to the humiliat-o-meter, she just blew by embarassed and went straight to mortified. Dad: Coach, you should know I'm a lawyer.
79nysv over 4 years ago
Best one ever
gammaguy over 4 years ago
Is he a personal-injury lawyer? No? He might be, soon.
ajr58 over 4 years ago
Painted Wolf over 4 years ago
Whenever someone tries that on me, I ask, in a sweet innocent tone, “Really? I wonder what your state bar ethics committee would think of this conversation, I really do. By the way, this is a notification that you are being recorded.”
ajr58 over 4 years ago
Yeah, if I recall, the Bar kinda frowns on that ….
Plods with ...™ over 4 years ago
Here ya go. Practices are on Monday Wednesday and Friday. Games are Tuesday Thursday and Saturday. Tournaments every other weekend home and away.
Ellis97 over 4 years ago
First appearance of Dawn. Isn’t she cute?
trainnut1956 over 4 years ago
“I’m a lawyer.” In other words, an self-entitled, amoral piece of…. humanity.
BWR over 4 years ago
You’re a lawyer? What’s your best time in the 100 meter ambulance chase?