Cleats by Bill Hinds for June 27, 2024

And it’s written in Base Clef. [Note to music snobs: I know how to spell. it was a pun.

Penultimate : “next to the last” I take that to mean second from the best. Ultimate would refer to the best. But I dunno…

Uh Gary, there’s no such thing as Rex Kwon Do. That was just a scene in a movie.

Oh dear, her precious little flower of a son might learn something manly. Can’t have that, can we?

“Who wouldn’t want to see that?”

True, the World Health Organization probably would not want to see that.

It used to be a lot worse back in the Gracie days. No holds barred and all that. They had to neuter it to get it sanctioned in most states. She’s actually watching the watered down version.

It’s not assault when both parties participate willingly. She’s a moron