Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 23, 2019

I knew that story of St. George was a crock.

He left it dead and with its head, he went galumphing back.

Well, maybe squeaking back on a bad cart wheel, anyway.

“Dragon’s Head Soup”

I’m just impressed he found a produce bag that the horns wouldn’t rip through. Everyone I try to use at the grocery stone seems to shred like toilet paper.

Hopefully she doesn’t ask for the rest of the body.

And be sure to unwrap it before you bring in for her to clean…

The question is: How did the grocery store get the head? Were the dragons raised in a barn or free-range?

I guess that is going to be a decoration for the knight’s wall and he is going to tell people that he bagged it himself.

Ummmm, is this dinner?

Great. Now he’s gotta be dragon that all the way home.

Clean-up on aisle three through fourteen.

There are several stories where the knight and the dragon team up and go from town to town with the knight being paid to “slay” the dragon and then they split the profits.

Thaw it out first. If it’s still frozen in places she’ll be on to you.

That cart’s got the handle at the wrong end.

Excuse me, can you tell me were the Dragon Well tea is?

it may not look like it but he will be draggin ass to get that home

I don’t tell tales.

It’s a good thing that store’s open all knight.

Daenerys is watching you