Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 15, 2019

LOL. It must be true. cats have staff

When you have absolutely no “effs” left give, then cat nirvana. Go knock something off the table.

The progression of the gurus is interesting:

First level, some knowledge — a young man

Second level, knowledge without wisdom — an old man

Third level, wisdom — a woman, neither old nor young

If some certain people could be less of what they are, and more like a cat, the world would be a much better place.

I’d be content if I could do that. Not that I would do that…

The secret to true wisdom is flexibility?

Cat Yoga, the way to Nirvana.

We humans can’t reach the pinnacle of consciousness. We only exist to feed and scratch those that have.

A cat cleaning its nevermind??

So knowledge, wisdom and contentment are obtained by being your own sycophant?

On the quest for Wisdom, I sure hope the man-bun is optional.

Bill the Cat. So that’s where you got to.

Paulie’s hero!

If you do not have control over something then do not worry about it. Until you learn to do that and you will never reach contentment and wisdom.

Well, self-gratification is certainly the pinnacle of present-day society.

The epitome of complete self contentment centered. The cat.

What ever leaves runs down hill.

OMG, this guy is terrible, still.. the funniest toon this month

Looks legit.

Zen koan: Why does a cat [dog] lick his privates?

A: Because he can.

It’s all about personal cleanliness. . .

If you think all this is real, think again. Space-time-matter is flexible. Don’t lock yourself into a single instance of it.

Love it!!

Do not take relationship or investment advice from that sage. Never let it drive a car.

What would happen if the cat farted while doing that? Just asking!

Need enlightenment? Lose the man bun.

“Yeah, but I can’t do that!”

Wiley: you’re trollin’ for hits again. Contract renewal time?

From the drawing it appears that being able to lick your own gonads is an essential part of the equation.

I should have taken my case to a lower court

Purrrrrrrrrrrr

Right, me neither. Never..

A joint venture with Bloom County .

Dogs will eat s#1t and be content too.

after licking. she drags her butt all over the kitchen table

So true!!!! Just ask SNOW! Snow the Zen cat could have told him that. He wouldn’t even have to climb a mountain top to see him. :D https://www.gocomics.com/snow-sez/2015/10/12

Reminds me of a hill I climbed at Hermaness Nature Reserve this spring. It was up to the signal house ruins across from the Muckle Flugga Lighthouse. It was quite a climb and after cresting so many parts of the hill you start feeling confident that the next will be the last. Only to find another post to head up towards, and so on, and so on, until the only reason you keep going is you figure you’ve pretty much committed yourself to making it to the top. They do have a sign, it doesn’t tell you how far, but it does tell you that you have to come back the way you came. :) In retrospect, I suppose I could have counted how many posts, so others would know how far they had to go. Then again, it’s the not knowing that makes things even more rewarding. BTW, the ruins are nothing special as far as ruins go, and some may argue the view isn’t much changed of the lighthouse at the top of the hill from the bottom, but it was well worth the experience.

Any questions can be answered with a simple internet search.

About the only wisdom I gained from the experience, is much as I enjoyed the experience and challenge, next time I make it there I probably won’t hike up that hill again. ;)

It figures … face it, if cats had opposable thumbs, they’d rule the planet … ;)

So, this is where Paulie hangs out when Cap’n Eddie is passed out drunk.

My cats approve.

So enlightenment is really great – in fact, it’s the cat’s ass

Knowledge vs. wisdom. Knowledge is knowing the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.