Just use our patented Appetite Reducing Rat Carcass® on all your favorite foods!
(Each rat has been raised in a hygienic, stimulating environment and has lived a full happy life. They have been specially selected to leave a hideous, disgusting carcass at the end of that life. Keep refrigerated.)
I am blessed with a slim figure (the Carbolic Smoke Ball I take every night before I drop off to sleep watching Ozzie & Harriett reruns seems to do the trick).
Having said that I am a little confused: how does whacking a small dead rodent on the head with a butter knife help all those fatties out there lose weight?
The latest propaganda from the ubiquitous – and insidious – waistline and fitness industry. Were losing a few pounds is the Meaning of Life™. And the path to big bucks.
I knew someone who tried something like that, once. Except that he went to a Dr. Lector, I think the name was. Spend the rest of his days locked up in a rubber room. “Total Lobotomy!”
I’d rather have a bottle in front me than a boiled rat!
Hugh B. Hayve about 5 years ago
I’ll have the strawberry tart, I hear there’s not much rat in that.
*Space Madness at The Station* about 5 years ago
Barfo and ice cream,
Ass looks good in blue jeans.
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 5 years ago
And you will finally be able to find the time to clean your entire bathroom with a very small brush, to get it really, really, super clean.
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
Ewww
Randy B Premium Member about 5 years ago
Just use our patented Appetite Reducing Rat Carcass® on all your favorite foods!
(Each rat has been raised in a hygienic, stimulating environment and has lived a full happy life. They have been specially selected to leave a hideous, disgusting carcass at the end of that life. Keep refrigerated.)
*Space Madness at The Station* about 5 years ago
Pasta with sauce or chili hides the gamey taste.
Mother Thalweg about 5 years ago
Dear Teresa
I am blessed with a slim figure (the Carbolic Smoke Ball I take every night before I drop off to sleep watching Ozzie & Harriett reruns seems to do the trick).
Having said that I am a little confused: how does whacking a small dead rodent on the head with a butter knife help all those fatties out there lose weight?
Sincerely,
Rotifer’s Mother
Mighty Phavahg about 5 years ago
Where’s the stick? I want my rat on a stick!!!
*Space Madness at The Station* about 5 years ago
So so
The Rat Race Club…
Join Now, and give a rats ass on how you look.
Dance to… Rat a tat, tat tat… During opening hours…
Backwards?
Tartar sauce on the rat bait … Catch 22.. New trap shooting at the targets.
You dirty rat, I asked for pork chops and applesauce…
Radish... about 5 years ago
Hot buttered rats, they’re not just for breakfast anymore!
coltish1 about 5 years ago
The latest propaganda from the ubiquitous – and insidious – waistline and fitness industry. Were losing a few pounds is the Meaning of Life™. And the path to big bucks.
INGSOC about 5 years ago
a cashier at a grocery store had mentioned before that rat bakes remarkably well when lard is applied
Bill Thompson about 5 years ago
“What’s on the menu, Private Baldric?”“Rat au van.”sigh “Which is?”“A rat that’s been run over by a van.”
Howard'sMyHero about 5 years ago
You might prefer the more nutritious nutria … or gnawt …!
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr about 5 years ago
https://66.media.tumblr.com/a6e670b444c87f299a9d258132c3fb58/76c2c22d12669225-f5/s1280x1920/94e21c98080793479814b698842d83d5c84bdb3f.png
https://frogapplauseappreciationsociety.tumblr.com/tagged/IzJoke
Radish... about 5 years ago
I wish I could post that picture of a muffin that looks like a hamster.
https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1RNHN_enUS469US520&q=muffin+that+looks+like+a+hamster&tbm=isch&source=univ&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj7gqW-j-DlAhVjmeAKHQwyAsEQsAR6BAgJEAE&biw=1024&bih=677
*Space Madness at The Station* about 5 years ago
Rats Batman, too the dump..
*Space Madness at The Station* about 5 years ago
Put some stock in Tony Dow Wally Street…ok Beaver. It to leave.
Sisyphos about 5 years ago
I knew someone who tried something like that, once. Except that he went to a Dr. Lector, I think the name was. Spend the rest of his days locked up in a rubber room. “Total Lobotomy!”
I’d rather have a bottle in front me than a boiled rat!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 5 years ago
Just cut it out and serve it up. Reportedly the Chinese are using human fat to help create food stuffs.