Which is why most millionaires don’t tell their girlfriends that they had vasectomies. Let the gold digger try and wiggle out of a DNA test. So much for getting a monthly support check from the sugar daddy for the next 18 years. Or, demanding cash for an abortion.
allen@home almost 5 years ago
That would be shocking.
PoodleGroomer almost 5 years ago
Practice, Practice, Practice.
juncarlo almost 5 years ago
“Or worse, if you say you want to get married already.”
Lord Flatulence Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Or even worse, “I’m already married!”
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator almost 5 years ago
Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text.
http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/will-it-scare-you/
Copy and paste or highlight the link and right click to go to the page. Thanks!
Differentname almost 5 years ago
Scariest thing she could say to him? ‘No, YOU’RE pregnant!’
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Then why don’t you want to use…..ummmm, never mind! And no, not pregnant….yet!
jackianne1020 almost 5 years ago
She’s saving that news for the next panel.
coltish1 almost 5 years ago
I’m amused by the original dialog. Her first kiss? She looks like she’s about 34.
Ontman almost 5 years ago
….with MY kid??
Buzzworld almost 5 years ago
“How about if I say, I used to be a man?”
J Short almost 5 years ago
You better believe that doc is going to hear from me if my vasectomy didn’t take.
Andrew Sleeth almost 5 years ago
Neither declaration would scare me, provided it comes from the right woman.
twainreader almost 5 years ago
Well Played, John!
Vet Premium Member almost 5 years ago
From the background…..Hey I see you have found your sister!!
ChessPirate almost 5 years ago
“Well, we do need to talk…”
“AAAAAAA!!!!”
anomaly almost 5 years ago
And then there was a pregnant pause…
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs almost 5 years ago
“I was leading up to that. Don’t jump ahead!”
dsjwriter almost 5 years ago
From a George Carlin routine about birth-control pills —’
“Hello, Dave?”
“Yeah, this is Dave. Who is this?”
“This is Jane.”
“Jane? Jane who?”
“Jane”
“Jane Jane?”
“Jane. You met me at a party about 6 to 8 weeks ago and you said I was a real good sport.”
“Oh, Christ yeah. How are you, Jane?”
“Pregnant! And I’m gonna jump out the window!”
“Say, you are a good sport, aren’t ya, Jane?”
craigwestlake almost 5 years ago
“No danger of that, Dear, I used to be a man”…
gopher gofer almost 5 years ago
if she told him she was pregnant would he say, “swell”…?
PaulLeckner almost 5 years ago
Which is why most millionaires don’t tell their girlfriends that they had vasectomies. Let the gold digger try and wiggle out of a DNA test. So much for getting a monthly support check from the sugar daddy for the next 18 years. Or, demanding cash for an abortion.