I grew up and lived on a large cattle ranch for a good part of my life. Cows do not sleep standing up and even a 200 pound man is not going to be able to tip a 1000 to 1500 pound cow over. If hit from the side, she would just step to the side to catch herself.
The Nate Temple book series starts with Nate tipping the Minotuar. The steps he took in order to sneak up on Asterion were so in depth that until the deed had taken place the reader was left to think a great criminal undertaking was about to occur. That fact that the first thing Asterion does was bellow about it happening again was quite funny. For those who haven’t read the books it seems the Minotuar became a Buddhist a few centuries past and therefore is no longer a bad guy.
jagedlo almost 5 years ago
“Don’t spend it all in one place!”
Yakety Sax almost 5 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzHLtR6hJPs
AFFICIONADO almost 5 years ago
We Miss Lady Shades on this site
jmworacle almost 5 years ago
Are they the Chik Fila cows?
Jack Bell Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I grew up and lived on a large cattle ranch for a good part of my life. Cows do not sleep standing up and even a 200 pound man is not going to be able to tip a 1000 to 1500 pound cow over. If hit from the side, she would just step to the side to catch herself.
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
That’s really mooooooving!
felinefan55 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
The Nate Temple book series starts with Nate tipping the Minotuar. The steps he took in order to sneak up on Asterion were so in depth that until the deed had taken place the reader was left to think a great criminal undertaking was about to occur. That fact that the first thing Asterion does was bellow about it happening again was quite funny. For those who haven’t read the books it seems the Minotuar became a Buddhist a few centuries past and therefore is no longer a bad guy.
ChessPirate almost 5 years ago
Now that makes cents…
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
Good thing it’s not bulls, they prefer to charge.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 5 years ago
That ain’t hay!
Iwa Iniki almost 5 years ago
Makes for a nice Christmas gift.
cybergal29 almost 5 years ago
AWW, that is so nice of Irwin to do that :-)
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
Irwin is such a good troll at heart! I wonder how many cows in that herd (meaning, how many dollars is he tipping)?
Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
What’s a cow going to do with money? Eat it?