Agnes by Tony Cochran for November 26, 2019

Please don’t tell me why she has a hacksaw on her bedside table and please don’t say “ handcuffs”!

There’s a “sawed off” gag here somewhere!

[nsfw] A cucumber or a 5 cell flashlight on the nightstand is normal. A hacksaw gives indications of perversity.

Trout’s question in first panel…nailed it.

Momma Trout has a hacksaw on her nightstand? That doesn’t seem compatible with her “escort” services.

A hacksaw on the nightstand is troubling to say the least. But at least it’s not a chainsaw.

“A hacksaw on the nightstand” leaves one speechless.

“A hacksaw on her nightstand”… Well, where else is she gonna put it? And there’s no room for the “Jaws of Life” on the nightstand… ☺

For any occupation, one needs the proper tools.

The mind boggles. And giggles.

Of course your mother has a hacksaw on her night stand.

(The woman leads an interesting social life.)

Keep your feet washed and they won’t stink.

Usually Agnes wins the competition, but sometimes the two of them are equally strange.