Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 28, 2019

Pig, go say a couple Hail Marys.

Do you have a firm purpose of amendment?

Zebra, didn’t you say you were an atheist three years ago:

https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2016/08/28

That’s why you confess in a church. The priest isn’t going to tweet it to the rest of the world.

There are worse things to confess. At least pig doesn’t work in the White House.

Zeeba is back! Yay!

Everyone is staring at what’s for lunch, Pig.

you are absolved of your pathetic-ness, my child; go and be pathetic no more.

They’re just surprised that they share your situation.

Forget this morning. Where has he been for the last few years? We rarely see him anymore.

Happy Thanksgiving To All ! … Croc Power !

Well, he can always call up Trump and if on a cellphone one gets the added bonus of Vlad online as well.

Awww ZEEBA…my favorite! PIG needs a (((((((HUG))))))))! Happy Thanksgiving to the gang!

We all have become Pig at one point.

Does Pig make inane comments on GoComics, hoping for likes and replies?

Pig definitely is in bad need of the Comfy Chair…

John 14:6 Jesus said to him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me." No one else can do it.

The usual bummer strip

Pig never said what he was doing on the phone … he’s been playing Candy Crush while waiting for someone to call him to make a personal connection.

Pig didn’t say that he spends his time playing Candy Crush while waiting for someone to call him at 634-5789 to make a personal connection.

They’re staring because after your confession, and a moment of reflection, they realized that the truth hurts…

The Catholic Church… data miners before there was Google.

The second and third panel drawings of Zebra are identical. I noticed that when my focus drifted and each eye merged the two appearances together like a Magic Eye drawing.

“Different kind of confession.”

Different kind of church.

More to the point, to WHOM (or WHAT) are you confessing ? Save your breath…

We need more of Zebra!

Me? I am thankful for brilliant, and brilliantly twisted, comic strip creators!

O Sweet Pig, I am thankful for YOU-

Bless you Stephen! :-)

“Jesus and bartenders hear it all” – a good country song.

I’d stare, too, Pig. Alcohol-fueled confessions rarely lead to anything good….

(P.S. Also, Pig breaks the 4th Wall with his panel 4 query.)

I think Pastis has a spiritual background somewhere. The name of this comic is a direct quote from something Jesus said.