Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 28, 2019

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    oldpine52  almost 5 years ago

    When did the Wiz start wearing pants?

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  almost 5 years ago

    Sound effect on loan from Broom Hilda (sort of, no lightning). Happy Thanksgiving

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    jagedlo  almost 5 years ago

    He could have zapped himself thin in order to have thirds (I’m assuming he already had seconds)…

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    Skeptical Meg  almost 5 years ago

    He got taller ?

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Ooooh what a relief it is! BURPPPP

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    Pony99CA  almost 5 years ago

    Why didn’t he make his wife prettier?

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    beegwoop  almost 5 years ago

    I can do some stuff with playing cards but that’s about it.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    That is a good idea. Thanksgiving Yoga pants.

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    Tentoes  almost 5 years ago

    And people wonder why I wear overalls.

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    Mediatech  almost 5 years ago

    What does a wizard wear under his robe? The truth is there is nothing worn, it is all in perfect working order.

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    tripwire45  almost 5 years ago

    I’m not going to say what I’m thinking.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 5 years ago

    Wize Wiz.

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    jonochsendorf  almost 5 years ago

    Happy Thanksgiving to American readers. May your tables be filled with good things and devoid of political rancor for the day.

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    mrsdonaldson  almost 5 years ago

    How about zapping the dishes and kitchen clean?

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    Calliope22471  almost 5 years ago

    I would’ve thought some sort of ‘the dishes have all been washed and put away and the leftovers in the frig!’ spell…

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    brklnbern  almost 5 years ago

    Can sympathize with that.

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