Once you pass 30, you’re already beyond even the last remnants of the manufacturers warranty. I usually pass on the idea of investing in one of those extended warranty agreements. But in this case the price is just too low to ignore.
As long as it’s not the warranty on the pacemaker. I really love how when you get the check up on it they pat you on the back and tell you your good for another 300,000 miles. I have one to make sure it doesn’t take any more of those 20-30 second breaks, especially since normal for me was 40-50 beats a minute (that use to concern the docs when I had to get a physical). I’d get dizzy spells and finally one day I just passed out and went from standing and talking to passed out on the ground. So I was scheduled for the implant the next day.
Based on human history the average life span has been about 45 years, until the middle of the 20th century. I’ve been living on borrowed time for 30 years!
JD'Huntsville'AL almost 5 years ago
I bet he’s older than sliced bread. My parents are.
Superfrog almost 5 years ago
Is it a warranty or a use by date?
Differentname almost 5 years ago
Old is when you hear about a guy dying at 79 and you say ‘but he was so young!’
rshive almost 5 years ago
I guess that Biz will shortly get a phone call offering to renew his warranty for a small fee.
Otto Knowbetter almost 5 years ago
When you’re 40, it’s like the warranty on your body expired. When you’re 60, it’s like the manufacturer no longer supports the product.
Little Caesar almost 5 years ago
One day closer to the glue factory……..
Qiset almost 5 years ago
I feel old when I start talking about someone or something from my life time and those I’m talking to have no idea who or what it is.
1953Baby almost 5 years ago
Not sure I like his “outlook”. . .
BaltimoreJack Premium Member almost 5 years ago
And your life insurance policy!
Bookworm almost 5 years ago
I knew I was of an age when my fortune cookie in a Chinese Restaurant said, “Damn! You Old!”
Herb L 1954 almost 5 years ago
I could use a memory upgrade ;)
COL Crash almost 5 years ago
Once you pass 30, you’re already beyond even the last remnants of the manufacturers warranty. I usually pass on the idea of investing in one of those extended warranty agreements. But in this case the price is just too low to ignore.
carlzr almost 5 years ago
Young is when a girl gives you the eye on the bus. Old is when she offers you her seat.
zeexenon almost 5 years ago
The old buzzard has my favorite cover, and his hair stinks as bad.
Mediatech almost 5 years ago
Make things that last. It’s better than recycling.
mauser7 almost 5 years ago
As long as it’s not the warranty on the pacemaker. I really love how when you get the check up on it they pat you on the back and tell you your good for another 300,000 miles. I have one to make sure it doesn’t take any more of those 20-30 second breaks, especially since normal for me was 40-50 beats a minute (that use to concern the docs when I had to get a physical). I’d get dizzy spells and finally one day I just passed out and went from standing and talking to passed out on the ground. So I was scheduled for the implant the next day.
Numbnumb almost 5 years ago
I liked his response!
banjoAhhh! almost 5 years ago
Based on human history the average life span has been about 45 years, until the middle of the 20th century. I’ve been living on borrowed time for 30 years!
KEA almost 5 years ago
yep… used to think 60 was ancient; now I think of it as adolescences
Plods with ...™ almost 5 years ago
Apparently, I did that a couple of years ago.
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
And you’re pass your best-by date.