Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for December 09, 2019

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    JD'Huntsville'AL  almost 5 years ago

    I bet he’s older than sliced bread. My parents are.

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    Superfrog  almost 5 years ago

    Is it a warranty or a use by date?

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    Differentname  almost 5 years ago

    Old is when you hear about a guy dying at 79 and you say ‘but he was so young!’

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    rshive  almost 5 years ago

    I guess that Biz will shortly get a phone call offering to renew his warranty for a small fee.

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    Otto Knowbetter  almost 5 years ago

    When you’re 40, it’s like the warranty on your body expired. When you’re 60, it’s like the manufacturer no longer supports the product.

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    Little Caesar  almost 5 years ago

    One day closer to the glue factory……..

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    Qiset  almost 5 years ago

    I feel old when I start talking about someone or something from my life time and those I’m talking to have no idea who or what it is.

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    1953Baby  almost 5 years ago

    Not sure I like his “outlook”. . .

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    BaltimoreJack Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    And your life insurance policy!

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    Bookworm  almost 5 years ago

    I knew I was of an age when my fortune cookie in a Chinese Restaurant said, “Damn! You Old!”

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    Herb L 1954  almost 5 years ago

    I could use a memory upgrade ;)

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    COL Crash  almost 5 years ago

    Once you pass 30, you’re already beyond even the last remnants of the manufacturers warranty. I usually pass on the idea of investing in one of those extended warranty agreements. But in this case the price is just too low to ignore.

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    carlzr  almost 5 years ago

    Young is when a girl gives you the eye on the bus. Old is when she offers you her seat.

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    The old buzzard has my favorite cover, and his hair stinks as bad.

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    Mediatech  almost 5 years ago

    Make things that last. It’s better than recycling.

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    mauser7  almost 5 years ago

    As long as it’s not the warranty on the pacemaker. I really love how when you get the check up on it they pat you on the back and tell you your good for another 300,000 miles. I have one to make sure it doesn’t take any more of those 20-30 second breaks, especially since normal for me was 40-50 beats a minute (that use to concern the docs when I had to get a physical). I’d get dizzy spells and finally one day I just passed out and went from standing and talking to passed out on the ground. So I was scheduled for the implant the next day.

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    Numbnumb  almost 5 years ago

    I liked his response!

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    banjoAhhh!   almost 5 years ago

    Based on human history the average life span has been about 45 years, until the middle of the 20th century. I’ve been living on borrowed time for 30 years!

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    KEA  almost 5 years ago

    yep… used to think 60 was ancient; now I think of it as adolescences

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    Plods with ...™  almost 5 years ago

    Apparently, I did that a couple of years ago.

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    And you’re pass your best-by date.

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