Pickles by Brian Crane for December 09, 2019

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    Dirty Dragon  about 5 years ago

    “I think the chances are I know what I’m talking about.

    And all bow down to the Wizard of Odds!"

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    jpkansas78  about 5 years ago

    Never question Grandpa’s wizitude, Nelson.

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    Algolei I  about 5 years ago

    I believe the correct term is “senectitude”.

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    Daniel Verburg  about 5 years ago

    Granpa knows best !

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    flower among weeds  about 5 years ago

    “wizitude”……I love it!

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  about 5 years ago

    Sounds more like what you “do” when you’re in the bathroom (or public restroom).

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    jpayne4040  about 5 years ago

    No Nelson, Grandpa is on a whole different level all his own!

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    Anathema Premium Member about 5 years ago

    No one is wiser in all of wizendom.

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    Breadboard  about 5 years ago

    Earl have you been around one Bucky Katt ? Wizitude sounds like a Bucky word ;-)

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    Devils Knight  about 5 years ago

    and here I always thought that wizitude was when you wizzed with an attitude

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    jagedlo  about 5 years ago

    wizitude..being wise with an attitude!

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    ForrestOverin  about 5 years ago

    “Not questioning your ‘whizitude’, Gramps. I’m questioning your ‘whiz dumb’.”

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    Nelson hangs on every word….at least he questions Earl when he comes up with a fantasy word…..lol

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    V45mikky  about 5 years ago

    Wisitude,is that when you wiz in the toilet

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    Grace Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Going forward this Gramma shall have Wizitude <3

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    cdward  about 5 years ago

    Wisdom is just the little brother of wizitude! Wizitude is what wisdom dreams of becoming some glorious day.

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    pshapley Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Earl is a wise guy.

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    6foot6  about 5 years ago

    Wizitude: the next level above windom.

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    Linguist  about 5 years ago

    When you’re a wizened old man, you’ve achieved wizitude!

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    COL Crash  about 5 years ago

    Wizitude doesn’t always come with age any more than it does with education.

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    PoodleGroomer  about 5 years ago

    Wizitude is the ability to perform wizardry and make things work by knowing how they function. I was diverted to a help call. The customer recognized me and said “I’m sorry. I didn’t know it was that broke”.

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    sarahbowl1 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Love people who make up words. (Have been known to make up a few myself, lol)!

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    Mayor Snorkum  about 5 years ago

    “No, Grampa, just your vocabulation.”

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    zeexenon  about 5 years ago

    Card carrying Party Members need not apply.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  about 5 years ago

    Question EVERYTHING….and then question your answer.

    (including this instruction)

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    WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I’m having a thinkination that he is.

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    anomalous4  about 5 years ago

    “Wizitude”? I love it!

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    1MadHat Premium Member about 5 years ago

    The next level up is really wizzitifferous! And my spellchecker didn’t even know that word!!!!

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    Lycka  about 5 years ago

    wisdom: the quality of having experience, knowledge, and good judgment; the quality of being wise. wizitude: the belief you have experience, knowledge, and good judgment; the quality of being wise

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 5 years ago

    Like “truthiness” isn’t truth, “whatzitude” isn’t wisdom.

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    Concretionist  about 5 years ago

    Around here we call it “wizitudinosity”. There’s no shortage of syllables, so you might as well use as many as you can.

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    Mariposamia  about 5 years ago

    “I wish I were . . .

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