Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for January 10, 2020

Huh? Is this because yoga pants don’t care what shape your body is?

Call them whatever you like – as long as they’re not the buttcrack-revealing type!

Get them skin colored and go to Walmart- – -Smile, you’re on http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

From Omar the Tent Maker in centre city Liverpool.

The wheel, fire, writing, sliced bread and spandex: the greatest inventions of civilization.

For the love of all that is good and holy – Ladies, wear your yoga pants all you want, but I beg of you: Pleeze wear them with a long top! I just don’t want to see every crack and crevice of your anatomy!

I think of them as “tattle-tail” wear. My dad would have said, “You can see her gantzeh geshikhteh!* Only you don’t wanna!” :-O

*Yiddish: “whole story” ;-)

MNBSF? I suppose that it could be warm, bragging, or advertising cheaper than a billboard. . . MNBSF? May Not Be Suitable For Anybody who doesn’t like this. . . 8^)

you better pull them up before you expose your plumbers crack.

Your pants drink cocktails and eat chocolate?

Wouldn’t swear pants – two sizes too big – be so much more comfortable and far less revealing when you indulge?

“Sweat Pants” too proletarian for you?

Shirts long enough to hide body parts and underwear!