At least he has a bucket handy!
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Sucide does not take care of pain…..throw a rope to the Cowboy and his country band.
Don’t swill them together, or you’ll get Pink Ducks and Fart Squirrels.
Definitely a real thing: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fart%20Squirrel
Definitely an hallucination: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pink+duck
Ummmm, nope, there just are no words….
Regret: a main building block of many lives.
The claim to fame in the big farts club of old. Now stake or get steaked your claim in FARTS.
The Duck Fart may bring life to a 3 tier drink…. Use a drink straw and blow bubblee bubbles to the liquors down under. Like a bath tub party…
Ah, but pet canard ala écureuil rouge is one of my fave dishes!
I once mixed White Russians with beer. The result was not pretty.
Jasper is a busy man.
The pains of being true at fart heart..
Jasper needs to rethink his decision not to homogenize …!
Where are the NO-SMOKING signs? With all that methane, bad things could happen.
I can smell the cow farts from here.
Has Hortense been abused most foully? Who is this Jasper jasper? Bemused, not amused, seems to be the order of battle for the day.
And somebody clean up that mess, you scurvy poltroons!
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 5 years ago
At least he has a bucket handy!
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator about 5 years ago
Extra! Extra! Take over this small-town Alaska newspaper, for free.
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The same freebie deal is available in Froglandia. The Froglandian Acorn Review Tribune Star is looking for the right person, too. Is that person you?
*Hot Rod* about 5 years ago
Sucide does not take care of pain…..throw a rope to the Cowboy and his country band.
Randy B Premium Member about 5 years ago
Don’t swill them together, or you’ll get Pink Ducks and Fart Squirrels.
Definitely a real thing: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fart%20Squirrel
Definitely an hallucination: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pink+duck
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
Ummmm, nope, there just are no words….
coltish1 about 5 years ago
Regret: a main building block of many lives.
*Hot Rod* about 5 years ago
The claim to fame in the big farts club of old. Now stake or get steaked your claim in FARTS.
*Hot Rod* about 5 years ago
The Duck Fart may bring life to a 3 tier drink…. Use a drink straw and blow bubblee bubbles to the liquors down under. Like a bath tub party…
cooganm Premium Member about 5 years ago
Ah, but pet canard ala écureuil rouge is one of my fave dishes!
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr about 5 years ago
I once mixed White Russians with beer. The result was not pretty.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 5 years ago
Jasper is a busy man.
INGSOC about 5 years ago
The pains of being true at fart heart..
Howard'sMyHero about 5 years ago
Jasper needs to rethink his decision not to homogenize …!
Ray*C about 5 years ago
Where are the NO-SMOKING signs? With all that methane, bad things could happen.
Radish... about 5 years ago
I can smell the cow farts from here.
Sisyphos about 5 years ago
Has Hortense been abused most foully? Who is this Jasper jasper? Bemused, not amused, seems to be the order of battle for the day.
And somebody clean up that mess, you scurvy poltroons!