Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 21, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    Now that’s one scarred fish!

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    Bryan Farht  almost 5 years ago

    Actually, he volunteered.

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    VictoryRider  almost 5 years ago

    Alright, now this one gave me a good laugh. Thank you, Mister Parisi!

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    Kaputnik  almost 5 years ago

    Vlad the Impaler’s Christmas tree.

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    Stevefk  almost 5 years ago

    And I doubt Preparation H will even help after the holidays!

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    HarryLime Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Jam it where the sun don’t shine.

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    donwalter  almost 5 years ago

    just relax…it’ll be easier…

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    EmmettWayne  almost 5 years ago

    I tell you, getting to the top is a pain in the butt.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Dang – I already gave out my gold star for the day. How about a platinum? Hilarious!

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    21 years old, but still funny.

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Life is much better,

    Down where it’s wetter,

    Under the sea!

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter  almost 5 years ago

    “Mommy, what’s Uncle Steve doing on the tree? And why is he smiling so—”

    “Never mind, Joey!”

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 5 years ago

    Now you know how an angel feels.

    https://www.kevinandkell.com/2016/kk1214.html

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    This one is old. I’ve shared this strip several times on Facebook

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