Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 24, 2019

“First you need to do me a favor, though. I need an extra bag for the reindeer poo.”

Only if you have enough impeachments to keep Washington tied in knots until October, Santa.

Doesn’t look like the White House and that doesn’t appear to be coal.

@ Wiley I love it

and Trump wears a red outfit as well, but his is as the Devil Incarnate. Explain that you evangelicals.

Aw, now, don’t be like that …

And I thought Pastis’ puns were bad.

There’re gonna need a bigger chimney.

Only one reindeer? Work Health & Safety needs to get involved.

Merry Christmas!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXWoKi5x3lw

Perfect! Absolutely perfect!

I think Let’s Make a Deal is a long running show.

I was just hoping for a Sanity Claus …

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_Sy6oiJbEk

Perfect :D

Quid pro quo has been the standard tool of diplomacy forever yet it is now bad? What a crazy world this has become.

Rudolph has a saucy rump and a snooty expression this year.

….and always at Christmas the scammers come out to ply their trade… :/

Where is the other reindeer?

Let go politics for 24 hours and try to remember that God chose to become one of us. That’s one hell of a celebrity endorsement for the human race!

Happy holidays to all, be it whatever form of Christmas or non-Christmas it happens to be. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D11jAEKgB2o

Quid Pro Quo was creepy when Hannibal Lechter said it to Clarice. It’s just pathetic how it’s being thrown around now. Of course when you break it down to a much simpler phrase, “tit for tat”, it regains a new level of creepiness when the resident of the US it throwing it around.

Perfect!

Very funny, Wiley!

Political implications aside… Santa’s “Quid Pro Claus” no doubt is having the homeowner put the fire out in the fireplace, before he goes down the chimney!

MERRY CHRISTMAS, WILEY! KEEP ’EM COMING!

Here’re 50 quid. Drop coal down the chimneys at 10 Downing Street and 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue!

hey, kids have to be good. That is their part of the bargain. Nothing new here

is a quid worth more than a squid?

Who’s Biden? and what does he have to do with Santa?

I’m sorry, but if this didn’t make you chuckle regardless of your political stripe, as the old carol says (in a minor paraphrase), “if you haven’t got a sense of humor, then God Bless You.”

“What’s the favor?”

“Tell me where the rest of the reindeer are!”

“PUT OUT THE FLIPPIN’ DURA-LOGS!”

quid pro ho ho ho?

It was a perfect Christmas! How can you not see that???

A five-star comic today, Wiley!

Ha, ha, ha. Leave it to Wiley to drag his politics onto the comics page.

Wonder what blisteringly funny social commentary he has coming for Christmas Day? Thanks, Buddy.

I’m getting back in the TARDIS and taking my leave. Happy Holiday 13.

Political hacks, go away. Homeowners, extinguish your Yule logs.

Only one reindeer? It’s a miracle it can pull all that stuff.

I’m Doubling my chocolate chip cookie requirements this year.

I’m not much into “schadenfreude” but it does give me joy when a snowflake has it’s feelings hurt

Get me a jet engine because one reindeer isn’t working out here!