Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 24, 2019

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    GreasyOldTam  almost 5 years ago

    “First you need to do me a favor, though. I need an extra bag for the reindeer poo.”

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    GreasyOldTam  almost 5 years ago

    Only if you have enough impeachments to keep Washington tied in knots until October, Santa.

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    Darsan54 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Doesn’t look like the White House and that doesn’t appear to be coal.

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    eastern.woods.metal  almost 5 years ago

    @ Wiley I love it

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    jessie d.  almost 5 years ago

    and Trump wears a red outfit as well, but his is as the Devil Incarnate. Explain that you evangelicals.

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    keenanthelibrarian  almost 5 years ago

    Aw, now, don’t be like that …

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    hariseldon59  almost 5 years ago

    And I thought Pastis’ puns were bad.

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    Aussie Down Under  almost 5 years ago

    There’re gonna need a bigger chimney.

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    Aussie Down Under  almost 5 years ago

    Only one reindeer? Work Health & Safety needs to get involved.

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    Dr_Fogg  almost 5 years ago

    Merry Christmas!!!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXWoKi5x3lw

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    theclingers1  almost 5 years ago

    Perfect! Absolutely perfect!

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    KennethJohnson  almost 5 years ago

    I think Let’s Make a Deal is a long running show.

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    WoodstockJack  almost 5 years ago

    I was just hoping for a Sanity Claus …

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_Sy6oiJbEk

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    JasonBall  almost 5 years ago

    Perfect :D

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    khmo  almost 5 years ago

    Quid pro quo has been the standard tool of diplomacy forever yet it is now bad? What a crazy world this has become.

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    Aaberon  almost 5 years ago

    Rudolph has a saucy rump and a snooty expression this year.

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    jvo  almost 5 years ago

    ….and always at Christmas the scammers come out to ply their trade… :/

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    David Henderson  almost 5 years ago

    Where is the other reindeer?

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    dflak  almost 5 years ago

    Let go politics for 24 hours and try to remember that God chose to become one of us. That’s one hell of a celebrity endorsement for the human race!

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    HidariMak  almost 5 years ago

    Happy holidays to all, be it whatever form of Christmas or non-Christmas it happens to be. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D11jAEKgB2o

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    dsatvoinde Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Quid Pro Quo was creepy when Hannibal Lechter said it to Clarice. It’s just pathetic how it’s being thrown around now. Of course when you break it down to a much simpler phrase, “tit for tat”, it regains a new level of creepiness when the resident of the US it throwing it around.

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    grocks  almost 5 years ago

    Perfect!

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    Linguist  almost 5 years ago

    Very funny, Wiley!

    Political implications aside… Santa’s “Quid Pro Claus” no doubt is having the homeowner put the fire out in the fireplace, before he goes down the chimney!

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    1953Baby  almost 5 years ago

    MERRY CHRISTMAS, WILEY! KEEP ’EM COMING!

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    Michael G.  almost 5 years ago

    Here’re 50 quid. Drop coal down the chimneys at 10 Downing Street and 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue!

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    car2ner  almost 5 years ago

    hey, kids have to be good. That is their part of the bargain. Nothing new here

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    is a quid worth more than a squid?

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    dcoyote  almost 5 years ago

    Who’s Biden? and what does he have to do with Santa?

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    Bookworm  almost 5 years ago

    I’m sorry, but if this didn’t make you chuckle regardless of your political stripe, as the old carol says (in a minor paraphrase), “if you haven’t got a sense of humor, then God Bless You.”

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    psampson  almost 5 years ago

    “What’s the favor?”

    “Tell me where the rest of the reindeer are!”

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    Snoots  almost 5 years ago

    “PUT OUT THE FLIPPIN’ DURA-LOGS!”

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    loveabulldesign  almost 5 years ago

    quid pro ho ho ho?

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    Solaricious Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    It was a perfect Christmas! How can you not see that???

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    A five-star comic today, Wiley!

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 5 years ago

    Ha, ha, ha. Leave it to Wiley to drag his politics onto the comics page.

    Wonder what blisteringly funny social commentary he has coming for Christmas Day? Thanks, Buddy.

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I’m getting back in the TARDIS and taking my leave. Happy Holiday 13.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Political hacks, go away. Homeowners, extinguish your Yule logs.

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    keenanthelibrarian  almost 5 years ago

    Only one reindeer? It’s a miracle it can pull all that stuff.

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    bakana  almost 5 years ago

    I’m Doubling my chocolate chip cookie requirements this year.

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    eastern.woods.metal  almost 5 years ago

    I’m not much into “schadenfreude” but it does give me joy when a snowflake has it’s feelings hurt

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Get me a jet engine because one reindeer isn’t working out here!

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