Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 23, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 5 years ago

    Tuesday is like Peter; no personality or identity of its own.

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    Wilde Bill  almost 5 years ago

    Monday is like Mike. If he didn’t like something they just wrote him out of the scene.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 5 years ago

    Which day of the week would be Alice, the Bradys’ housekeeper?

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    Huh???

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    wesleylscott1  almost 5 years ago

    Here’s a story, of a croc named Larry……

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    Little Caesar  almost 5 years ago

    But Wednesday is Prince Spaghetti Day.

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    rekam Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Never watched the Brady Bunch, or whatever it was called.

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    MathProf2  almost 5 years ago

    Tom is very, very popular, if only in Massachusetts.

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!

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    Sanspareil  almost 5 years ago

    Tuesday is so Weld especially on a Rolling Stones Ruby one in conjunction with a Moody Blues Tuesday afternoon!

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Won’t somebody think of Cindy and Bobby?

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    dwane.scoty1  almost 5 years ago

    The 1st. Sitcom about divorcee remarriage! A cultural Treasure!

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    Johnnie Polo Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Not one single mention of poor Cousin Oliver??!?!

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    RobinHood  almost 5 years ago

    Manic Monday

    Rainy Days And Mondays

    I Dont Like Mondays

    Monday Monday

    Blue Monday

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    Monday is wash day. Is everyone happy, well that’s OK.

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    GreenIrishEyes  almost 5 years ago

    Awwwww — Jan was always my favorite.

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    Kaputnik  almost 5 years ago

    My first thought was, “does Tom Brady have a sister?” Then I remembered the old TV show. Don’t have the characters’ names memorized, though.

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    cdward  almost 5 years ago

    Now wait a minute. When I was a kid, I had a crush on Jan. Cindy was the annoying one.

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    Reader  almost 5 years ago

    Snickers’ commercial assumes we’ll get a Marcia reference.

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    Ignatz Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Jan was great, had a lot more sense than Marsha, and turned really pretty after a couple of seasons. And Eve Plumb had enough sense to not do the Brady Bunch Variety Hour. They used Geri Reischl – “fake Jan” instead.

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    Ellis97  almost 5 years ago

    Yeah and it’s from the strip everyone makes fun of.

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    Snoots  almost 5 years ago

    Yes Virginia… we have no lives. We are discussing “What Brady Bunch character would a day of the week be.” Next week: Was Bunny Rabbit the true star of Captain Kangaroo, or was it the Captains ping-pong ball adversary… Mr. Moose?

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Never liked that show. The family was too perfect

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    wesleylscott1  almost 5 years ago

    Monday morning Marcia showed up fine; but by Friday I got Alice on my mind !!!

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    wesleylscott1  almost 5 years ago

    Mainly, because by Friday, I’m getting hungry, and Marcia is not a good cook……

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    Perkycat  almost 5 years ago

    This is really clever and cute! Interesting comments!

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    circleM  almost 5 years ago

    Jan was always my favorite just like Mary Ann on Gilligan’s Island.

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    KEA  almost 5 years ago

    I liked Jan, it was Cindy that drove me nuts

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    wesleylscott1  almost 5 years ago

    I Left Alice Down In Dallas; cause Marcia is really the only girl for me……..

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 5 years ago

    I was thinking Tom.

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    wesleylscott1  almost 5 years ago

    In reference to yesterday’s Pearls, Pig’s favorite Brady is James.

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    txmystic  almost 5 years ago

    The comments today are a nice bellweather for age.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Marsha, Marsha, Marsha…!

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    wesleylscott1  almost 5 years ago

    We kids watched The Brady Bunch every Friday night on ABC, until NBC started airing Sanford & Son on Friday night, then my father took the TV over.

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    wesleylscott1  almost 5 years ago

    So Friday went from being Marcia, to being Fred G. SANFORD. Period.

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    Bicycle Dude  almost 5 years ago

    Mondays and Tuesdays are my Saturday’s and Sunday’s. =:-o

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    nikodelrey  almost 5 years ago

    As a middle child, I’m offended. Happy Monday everyone!

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    ChukLitl Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    When the show started I noticed that Jan had the same Math book that I did, & I liked her. By the time we were in high school I was the same age as Marcia, so it was a bit creepy. Uncool.

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    Call me Ishmael  almost 5 years ago

    Let’s get back to the bad puns !

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    Kind&Kinder  almost 5 years ago

    Sunday is for the Lovely Lady!

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    (Having not a single clue… associated with not a single care. Smiling all the way. I have heard of the Brady Bunch, but cannot tell you a thing beyond “it was a TV show, I think”.)

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    wesleylscott1  almost 5 years ago

    So you must have had a hunch, that that thing you are watching on the TV, is a program that is called The Brady Bunch !!!!

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    knight1192a  almost 5 years ago

    Shove it, Pig!

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 5 years ago

    So would Saturday be Ginger or Mary Ann?

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    Michael Erickson  almost 5 years ago

    This saddens me, as Jan was always my favorite.

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    Luckily, there is no “Brady Bunch Calendar” in my house. nor would I ever refer to that show unless pushed to do so….

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    mrrescueguy51  almost 5 years ago

    Jan was my favorite. I had such a crush on Eve Plumb

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    Snuffles [Previously Helikitty]   almost 2 years ago

    Sure, Jan.

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