“You get a good spadesman to plant a small tradesman (first take off his boots with a boot-tree),And his legs will take root, and his fingers will shoot, and they’ll blossom and bud like a fruit-tree –From the greengrocer tree you get grapes and green pea, cauliflower, pineapple, and cranberries,While the pastrycook plant cherry brandy will grant, apple puffs, and three corners, and Banburys” – Lord Chancellor’s Song (Iolanthe)…
Mordock999 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Are you kidding? THOSE are the hottest sneakers in town!
There Micheal Jawbones!!!
GROG Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Good luck with that!
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
HAAA! a shoe tree doesn’t grow in soil, silly, it grows in your closet
jmohr134 almost 5 years ago
Good old B.C. He never was the sharpest tool in the shed.. :)
gammaguy almost 5 years ago
I thought a “shootery” was a marksmanship contest.
bobbyferrel almost 5 years ago
The first shoe-tist. Long before John Wayne.
sandpiper almost 5 years ago
Literalism strikes
chromosome Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Maybe he’ll get something like this: http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1854/275/1600/06-01-04%20Armstrong%20Park%2004.jpg
craigwestlake almost 5 years ago
“You get a good spadesman to plant a small tradesman (first take off his boots with a boot-tree),And his legs will take root, and his fingers will shoot, and they’ll blossom and bud like a fruit-tree –From the greengrocer tree you get grapes and green pea, cauliflower, pineapple, and cranberries,While the pastrycook plant cherry brandy will grant, apple puffs, and three corners, and Banburys” – Lord Chancellor’s Song (Iolanthe)…
Bargrove almost 5 years ago
Why is the heart of a tree like the tail of a dog? It’s the farthest from the bark. Or as the dogs say in Boston, “Bak.”