Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for January 10, 2020

I thought everybody knows that you never put ketchup on teachers.

For those commenters here that keep complaining that Amelia is too mean to everyone – IN YOUR FACES! Catsup Girl for the win!

She looks so proud.

I wonder if she has any inside information about the Calvin noodle incident?

When Amelia was filling out paperwork for her new school, under “In case of emergency, call _________”, she put Channel 2 News..

If there is every an animated version of this strip, Kristen Schaal is a shoe-in to voice Amelia.

Spud’s just background decoration today, it seems, seeing that Wallace’s speech bubble is more important than ensuring he’s not covered up.

Also, I suspect Wallace’s respect for Amelia just shot up dramatically upon learning this.

I tried starting a food fight in the kitchen last night, but Mrs. Baker quickly put a stop to it. And, she made me clean it all up.

That food fight looks like it was almost as epic as the one in RWBY.

This was a real event. My buddy, sitting next to me, was the “Ketchup Boy.” They new it came from our table but couldn’t pin it on anyone specifically. Don’t worry, life got even with me later. I became a teacher.

Would you like some fries with that?

I wonder what she would do with spaghetti and meatballs.

I was in jail once for about 18 hours (failed to answer a summons). Everyone I met there never admitted to anything. It was always I was “charged with”, “accused of”, or “they blamed me for…”

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, ketchup