Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 01, 2020

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    AKA, The Box Of Misfit Ornaments.

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    rekam Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Aww…

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    enigmamz  almost 5 years ago

    As pets and kids get a hold of the ones on the lower branches, the box gets emptier every year.

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    JohnFarson19  almost 5 years ago

    I actually thought this before. That the unused ornaments must be sad. Spend all summer in the hot attic, looking forward to the tree going up, but they stay in the box and go back up into the attic.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    This was not a problem at my brother’s house. When his kids were little (up to about age 26), they insisted on putting every available ornament on the tree. It was a wonder you could see even the tip of a branch.

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    Stevefk  almost 5 years ago

    Probably too many hang ups in the past?

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    J Quest  almost 5 years ago

    Spoken like the fans of 31 NFL teams after SuperBowl Sunday…

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    silverking1953  almost 5 years ago

    Happy New Year!

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    Ontman  almost 5 years ago

    Maybe they’re just too fragile.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter  almost 5 years ago

    “I haven’t any dreams left to dream.” —Dolly for Sue, Island of Misfit Toys

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    BlueCreek Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    In our house there are more left in the box than on the tree. We’ve got enough for at least three trees.

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    dflak  almost 5 years ago

    I can’t say when we bought the last ornament for our tree. We collected odd bits and pieces over the years. We’ve lost some due to attrition. However, mostly the tree is decorated with close to 70 years worth of memories (some ornaments were “inherited” from our parents.)

    Not a few were handcrafted by our sons and by our granddaughters.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter  almost 5 years ago

    HAPPY NEW YEAR to Mr. Parisi and all the fans of Off the Mark!

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    P51Strega  almost 5 years ago

    How about those relegated to the back of the tree?

    http://alturl.com/h3x59

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    I tried to use the old ones especially because of the memories attach to them….

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    “Left”, “Right” yep this is the year of another nationwide split rather than joining.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    What about those glitter covered Sweet Gum tree balls the kids made in grade school?

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    wordsmeet  almost 2 years ago

    Pixar’s Ornament Story, the movie that never got made.

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