The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 09, 2020

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    Farside99  almost 5 years ago

    Better call in Sheriff Bart and The Waco Kid.

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    Dirty Dragon  almost 5 years ago

    If it’s a tunnel, Wile E. Coyote has infested your house.

    If it’s a really clever paint job, look for the Road Runner.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Mr. Phillips had refused to sell his property for the construction of High Speed Rail.

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    Bilan  almost 5 years ago

    That exterminator is good. He must have a trained eye.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    They let us live in the front of the house

    They let us live in the back

    But there ain’t no livin’ in the middle of the house

    ‘Cause that’s the railroad track

    When a bill collector comes to the house

    He knocks and bangs on the door

    So we sit him right down in the middle of the house

    And he never comes back no more

    The railroad comes through the middle of the house

    The railroad comes through the middle of the house

    It comes and goes through the middle of the house

    And the trains are all on time

    Here comes the five-o-nine

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    gopher gofer  almost 5 years ago

    a mouse that size, they better make tracks…

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Looks like you got the Reading Railroad line!

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    pcolli  almost 5 years ago

    Might be the tunnel of love.

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    wrloftis  almost 5 years ago

    It’s either a roadrunner, a coyote, or Chuck Jones.

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    Felix Raven  almost 5 years ago

    Oh boy, this is great. :-D This kind of humor is why I subscribed to Argyle Sweater, the Far Side kind of humor. Recently I was sad not seeing anything like this, but at last!

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    osceola  almost 5 years ago

    I guess he’s never seen trained mice.

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 5 years ago

    If you try chasing any roadrunners down that thing, you’ll regret it.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    It’s funny, I’ve never noticed this before.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Whatever your station in life, you should be content with it.

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    J Quest  almost 5 years ago

    An infestation or rail-riding hobos…

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    uniquename  almost 5 years ago

    It looks like Mr. Phillips has been railroaded.

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    Chief Inspector   almost 5 years ago

    he may have a coyote/roadrunner infestation

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Looks to me they’re mining for something in that thar tunnel….

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    Michael G.  almost 5 years ago

    Interesting events en train.

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    PoodleGroomer  almost 5 years ago

    Code says you should have a crossing light and drop gate.

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    patiodragon  almost 5 years ago

    “Sir, you may have junkies. I can usually tell by their tracks.”

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 5 years ago

    Make tracks and get out of there.

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    waltermgm  almost 5 years ago

    Seriously large mouse-tracks.

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    marilynnbyerly  almost 5 years ago

    Giant Fraggles?

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Another masterpiece by the Duke of Cartoons: Mr. Hilburn. Kudos and yet again you earned my daily “Gold Star” for best cartoon!

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    the lost wizard  almost 5 years ago

    Get ready son. We’re going to catch the giant mouse. But father!!.

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    Lablubber   almost 5 years ago

    It’s been this way ever since we hosted the Monopoly tournament.

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    anomaly  almost 5 years ago

    The exterminator will track down the problem.

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    BubbleTape Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    got to hand it to them, though, whoever it is, they do good work.

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    Most honorable ninja leave no tracks.

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    David Peters  almost 5 years ago

    When I was a kid this was one of my favourite songs:“The railroad runs through the middle of the house”

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    tinstar  almost 5 years ago

    Whatever it is, just follow its tracks. They might not find it, though, because they all have tunnel vision.

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    JP Steve Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “Pardon me Roy, is that the mouse who chewed your new shoes…?”

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