Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 23, 2019

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    The Old Wolf  almost 5 years ago

    Just leaving this here: https://i.redd.it/2ak5b5lp3kh31.jpg

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Walking all over people isn’t the way either…..LOL

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    painedsmile  almost 5 years ago

    Sodomy Monday beats Garfield’s Lasagna Monday.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I’m starting to realize, at this point, things are way out of control. But the pentagram is holding, so I’ve still got the upper hand at the moment. Then he says, “Oh, the pentagram. Nice work on the tape. No chance of smudging the lines or anything. One thing, though. I’m not … actually, inside the pentagram. I don’t have a physical being, really. This is just a manifestation of my awareness, which resides as an energy construct of a wholly different nature from anything physical. You are projecting my physical being from your own mind, using my power, which can be… just a bit addictive. The real pentagram is your own five senses. Look. I touch this line, here… and your hearing is suddenly super sharp. Your reality, your entire physical universe, is quite malleable to me. I exist throughout it, forward, backward and sideways in time. Violet didn’t tell you anything at all. Nice work. You get the benefit of beginner’s luck without the starter’s stumbling blocks. You’d be surprised how people who ‘know what they are doing’ can screw things up.”

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    Rotifer POLICE VIDEOS WERE SO OCTOBER Thalweg Premium Member almost 5 years ago

     

    Logic!

    (now there’s something you don’t see every day on Frog Applause)

    Iɴᴛᴇʀᴇsᴛɪɴɢ Sᴄɪᴇɴᴛɪғɪᴄᴀʟ Sɪᴅᴇ Nᴏᴛᴇ: Of all the things the quotee invented, the Surveillance Pickle was not one of them.

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    coltish1  almost 5 years ago

    Given the track-and-field singlets they’re wearing, it would appear these fellas won’t be taking the honors in the relay. If they’re wrestling singlets, I’d say the upright guy just scored a takedown.

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    *Hot Rod*  almost 5 years ago

    Ooooo the pain

    From toe to brain

    Bubba Stubba his big toe…

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    *Hot Rod*  almost 5 years ago

    Was she a widow who stubbed her big toe?

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 5 years ago

    When walking on snow and ice keep your center of gravity over each advancing leg, one step at a time.

    That’s what penguins do and they don’t slip or fall.

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    bxclent  Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    i will stick with slow and steady

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    Ray*C  almost 5 years ago

    I believe Kettering was the guy who invented the starting motor for autos. The claim was that it couldn’t be done, because the wires in the rotor had to be small diameter for the starter to fit under the hood. But Kettering figured the wires could handle the current for the short time needed to start the engine (3 or 4 seconds), and he was right (the difference between a scientist and an engineer). This is what I read when I was a kid, and it inspired me.

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   almost 5 years ago

    The First Stub of a Thousand Stubs begins with a Single Stub.

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 5 years ago

    This is all related to: “The more you comment on FA, the more chance there is of you stubbing your LAME … but the more chance you have of getting nowhere” …!

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 5 years ago

    The Froglandia version of toad in the hole.

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    Clinging desperately to Charles F. Kettering for balance while spouting such balderdash is hardly lame enough for the bottom inch of the left-most column of page 19 of the Froglandia Gazette and Intelligencer, a highly respected bastion of journalistic inanity and lameness.

    Besides, there is nothing to suggest that we are getting anywhere anyway in these scholia on Sister Teresa….

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Watch out for speedbumps, human and otherwise. And wear protective footwear. Safety first.

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