Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 08, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 5 years ago

    Does the couch come with a 401K plan?

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    Nachikethass  almost 5 years ago

    What is success?

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    favm  almost 5 years ago

    Success is being happy with what you have.

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    I’m in favor of the fine-as-it-is couch, but only on weekends. Weekdays, seems like you’re being paid to chisel steps into success mountain so your boss will be able to climb it more easily.

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    Sanspareil  almost 5 years ago

    Success is merely an evaluation of you by others who’s scale of achievement does not or may not coincide with your own internal scale. If you go by your own scale then you really are a success!

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    Ksandler4570  almost 5 years ago

    The funniest thing to me about strips like this is that they are the exact opposite of who Pastis is and his story.

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    Troglodyte  almost 5 years ago

    And what exactly is wrong about where you are, Pig?!

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    Breadboard  almost 5 years ago

    Success is like “Taste” tis different for everyone … Croc Power !

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    jessie d.  almost 5 years ago

    and as one male of the species explained long time ago, the couch seems to draw me like a magnet. The dilemma for said males of the species is being the first one to grab it. Problem solved by female of the species who stuffed home with 5 of them, sofas that is only to be blamed for putting something in the gravity most likely some kind of knock out drug preventing cleanup after same meal.

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    mjb515  almost 5 years ago

    “We are on the road to ruin it is the only way to go.”

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    tripwire45  almost 5 years ago

    Unfortunately, you’ve got to pay the bills.

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    Sephten  almost 5 years ago

    Pilgrim’s Progress in four panels … and a modern ending.

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    Eristic  almost 5 years ago

    “Out, out, brief candle! Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.” Perhaps also the tale of success.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Seems PIG has never attempted " if at first you don’t succeed, try try again…" !!!!

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    Ron Nacker  almost 5 years ago

    success is achieving desired aims and pig has done that.

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    redback  almost 5 years ago

    when I finished reading the other comments the only thing I had was a song playing in the background of my mind. Blue jeans, hot dogs, pop music. Could not find a link in Youtube to post here

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    the lost wizard  almost 5 years ago

    If at first you don’t succeed quit.

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    Been there done them, and prefer the latter retirementing.

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    COL Crash  almost 5 years ago

    Taking the slide is just accepting an illusion instead of recognizing your failure.

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    Diat60  almost 5 years ago

    Who or what is the white cat in the picture above the comic’s title?

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Vote for me – Tax the Rich! – slide to couch…

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    Ugly, Fat and Crabby  almost 5 years ago

    Mine, too, Pig. Mine, too!

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    Ellis97  almost 5 years ago

    Now if only it landed on a king sized mattress.

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    Sanspareil  almost 5 years ago

    To quote Steve Dallas

    If at first you don’t succeed try try again

    then quit and get tanked.

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    David Peters  almost 5 years ago

    Ask Cess, he’s at the top of the ladder

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    Introducing Pig, undisputed King of the Couch Potatoes! (As determined by test of Easy Slide.)

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    Orcatime  almost 5 years ago

    Ya think, huh?

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    Swirls Before Pine  almost 5 years ago

    What the strip leaves out is that you have to climb to the top of Success Mountain to reach the start of the Easy Slide.

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    aardvark86au  almost 5 years ago

    The hard climb up Success Mountain might be more appealing if there was a better chance of reaching the peak rather than becoming trapped in Mediocrity Canyon.

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    sunny.felix  3 months ago

    I am in this post and I dislike it..

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